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I looked further into this, and discovered that any non-muslim men who want to swim are required to observe the 'dress code'........
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Luton, that bastion of multiculturalism, has introduced segregated swimming for "cultural reasons"...... https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1547521/fury-after-women-are-banned-from-male-only-swimming-pool-in-luton-for-cultural-reasons/
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Oh dear......there, there......never mind. Witnesses say the suspect had a "medium complexion".......
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A woman went to her doctor, for the baby's 6 month check. He weighed the baby, checked it's reflexes, listened to its chest and asked lots of questions. "This baby seems a little underdeveloped" he says. "Is she bottle fed or breast fed ?" "Breast fed" says the lady. "I'll need to examine you" says the doc. "Could you strip to the waist please?" The woman agrees, and the doctor feels her breasts, rubbing and stroking them in every direction, before cupping them both in his hands. He makes a few notes in his files, before turning to her. "I'm not surprised your baby isn't thrivin
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Kim Jung Un says they've got 500 gazillion pounds ! Yea but it's a 500gazillion pound note ...and I know for a fact that the garage in the village won't change it , they don't take Scottish notes either ... This one is Bank of Ulster - which is legal tender.........which is also the only time we EVER use the phrase "legal tender" !
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Newcastle Life Science Centre Exhibition,animal Inside Out.
Blackbriar replied to mackem's topic in General Talk
I love Dr Van Hagen - the original mad scientist ! http://www.life.org.uk/whats-on/animal-inside-out -
Kim Jung Un says they've got 500 gazillion pounds !
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"burkini" Banned In South Of France.........
Blackbriar replied to Blackbriar's topic in General Talk
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As an imperative part of our plan, we simply MUST gain control of the central banks of Afghanistan and Sudan ! Really ?!?
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Comrade Corbyn is addressing a meeting in Milton Keynes tonight - I might wander up the road and see what he's got to say........ ........yeah, right !
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Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn’t understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, “I’m impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don’t get it – why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner fol
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The mayor of Cannes, on the French Riviera, has become the first to ban full body swimming suits - the so called "Burkini"........ http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/11/burkinis-banned-on-cannes-riviera-beaches-by-french-mayor/
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Tragically, Hafid Saeed, the IS leader in Afghanistan, was killed by a Reaper drone last night....... Nice shooting, guys !
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F**k her ! She made her choice........
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My missus had them, for neuropathic pain, but she stopped them as they gave her nightmares and them most appalling headaches the next morning (quite a common side effect, I'm told). You will also build a tolerance of them quite quickly, so you'll need more and more - they can cause addiction ! Your body metabolises the drug into a chemical similar to morphine...... I buggered my knee, so I took a couple - the box says "may cause drowsiness".......it should say "don't make any plans" !!
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Having to do PE your pants, because you'd forgot your shorts !
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Sunday evenings all sat watching "Bullseye" - 'cos you can treat a bit of Bully ! Look at what you would have won ! It's a speedboat ! (I live in Tamworth, why would I want a speedboat ?) Smashing, great, super !
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We had a top loader VHS........with a remote control - which had a wire to plug into the recorder !
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My mates family were proper poor (even poorer than us !) - they had a telly with a little coin meter on the back that they had to keep shoving two bob coins into !
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I won a goldfish in a little plastic bag at Goose Fair when I was 6 or 7 - it lived happily on my grandads kitchen until I was 15 or so.......
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I've never been one to just throw my hands up and say it's just too much effort when faced with a problem, you can think trying to improve things is futile if you like but I'll crack on like I've been doing basically all my life. Hell it keeps me busy if nothing else I admire your commitment to your beliefs, mate - even if I don't agree with them - and I'd wish you every success. And I use the word "success"........quite wrongly !
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I remember me and my mates making a big thing of buying our first legal pint, on our 18th birthdays......even though the landlord had been serving us for 18 months !! The landlord and the police didn't care as long as you caused no bother.....any trouble got sorted out, one on one, in the car park.
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Little paper bag of sweets for 10 p for us poor people,lol10p mixes but would always try n put n extra one in if shop keeper wasn't lookin never an extra 2 tho that'd just be takin the piss lol I can't remember the last time I saw sweets for sale out of a jar ! "Quarter of Kola Kubes please."
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A quid ? A whole pound for sweets ? When I were a lad, you could have bought the bloody shop for a quid ! Me and my sister (3 years younger than me) used to go into town, buy 20 fags, have a night on the beer at the Horse and Jockey, pay a quid to go upstairs to Harvey's disco (clubbing hadn't been invented !), have some chips when they kicked out at 1am and we'd still have change out of a tenner each ! And that's true !!
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And I only listen to Absolute 80s on the car radio !
