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Blackbriar

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  1. Oh dear ! Now look what you bunch of Ruffians has done ! For your homework, rearrange these words into a well-known phrase or saying....... DUMMY...HIS...OUT... SPITTING
  2. I'm glad you bought this up, mate ! My mainspring snapped and my mate said he'd put a new one in. He put a Titan in and now it makes the most horrific noise....the recoil is so violent that I've stopped using it, for fear of damaging the scope ! Did you shorten the spring or use it as it was ?
  3. sorry I have not read any further than this, so apologise if it's been said elsewhere, but the reason they all had troubled upbringings is the fact that most of the original sas were former borstal boys, i was taught this in borstal myself, it was one of there claims to fame and something they were quite rightly proud of, and having served a few years at, Portland and guys marsh, borstal,s I can confirm that shooting women and kids would not raise the heart beat of most inmates, it was a very strict regime based on military discipline,s were they would basically break your sole and spirit, the
  4. I can't see the boundary changes getting through parliament....... 17 Tory constituencies would disappear - Mrs May has a working majority of 17. Don't need a maths degree for that one !
  5. "We tried to persuade him that we weren't going to do him any harm...." "With a gun pointing at him ?" "Yeah...on reflection, the gun probably didn't help......" And he's definitely perfected the steely-eyed stare !
  6. Happily, George Osborne could be going, too ! (Or at least his constituency could be.)
  7. Not sure where her family's money is from, but she is wealthier than he is ! And Osborne is worth more than the two of them out together !
  8. He gets full pay for the rest of his life....and he was a multimillionaire before he was PM ! I suppose now he'll cash right in, just like the traitor Blair....
  9. Shag Diane Abbott ?!? I'd rather go back on the drink.....mind you, you'd have to be pi55ed, wouldn't you ?
  10. I've got the X20S in .22 - others have come and gone, but I can't bring myself to part with it, even though the springs broken - gonna have to resurrect it ! A mate gave it a nice camo respray a few months ago and it looks the bizz !!
  11. Al's helped me out a couple of times, in the past......absolute legend ! If he doesn't know how to do it, it can't be done !
  12. Proposals by the Boundary Commission could see Jeremy Corbyn's current constituency of Islington North be abolished and form part of a re-drawn constituency of Finsbury Park and Stoke Newington - the current abode of our old friend, Diane Abbott ! http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/12/jeremy-corbyns-islington-north-seat-to-be-abolished-6123350/
  13. Shame he can't take the other 649 self-serving shysters with him !!
  14. Or Passover....Or Hannukah.....Or Yom Kippur.....Or Shabbat Shuva..... That'll be because I'm a raging antisemite like all Corbyn supporters, keep up lad That's what I though, mate, but it's nice to have confirmation ! Mazel Tov !
  15. Or Passover.... Or Hannukah..... Or Yom Kippur..... Or Shabbat Shuva.....
  16. Your New Local Councillor /Take away owner and my latest rug shop franchisee Hes the brother of the ex-President of Egypt, surely ?
  17. Or Passover.... Or Hannukah..... Or Yom Kippur.....
  18. Or Passover.... Or Hannukah.....
  19. Isn't you try to goad us with this last year, BGD ?
  20. A Paki got run over by a lorry, right outside my house today. Suddenly, I was struck by a terrible thought - "That could have been me !" Then I remembered - I can't drive a lorry !
  21. A policeman seeking to join the London Met's Firearms Department, is being interviewed. The Commander doing the interview says: "Your qualifications look good, and you've passed all the written exams, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Sliding a loaded service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot 5 illegal immigrants, 3 drug dealers, 10 Muslims, and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" "Great attitude", says the Commander. "When can you start?"
  22. The f***ing things should be banned ! It should be against the law to cover your face in public. The other week I was queueing to pay diesel. In front of me is a woman in a face veil. Young lad comes in, off his little scooter, and is asked to take his helmet off as he comes into the kiosk - "security !".........
  23. Please god the old man recovers. He did what he had to do !
  24. He was part of a four man team that was captured in Iraq and were due to be executed mates of mine were part of the team that rescued him ...... I think that's next week's episode !
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