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Blackbriar

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  1. I only watched it for 15 minutes or so, and I, too, was disappointed. Although Simon Day is a fine comedy actor, he didn't quite capture the seething, petty resentments of Warren Mitchell's original character. He came across, to me, as unhappy, rather than angry. This was not helped by the fact that the lady playing his wife was a pale imitation of the wonderful Dandy Nichols...... Best to let sleeping dogs lie......
  2. Blackbriar

    Haha

    Can somebody briefly explain please ? I must have missed something........
  3. Link has no proof that's it real or fake Some if they could find a way would cover up any negative thing concerning Muslims.......we should know by now that anything negative or bad is all just lies It's on Facebook, so it MUST be true !
  4. .......and it's an original 1967 script !
  5. A - Your grammar, and lack of punctuation, infer that all 3 are fried.B - I can read the written perfectly well. C - My comment was meant as a joke, so don't be so rude ! Shouldn't really put a comma before the word "and", or a comma after the word "punctuation." Now I am no genius but isn't the part in the comas extra information making it ok? Doubt it if Blackbriar wrote it. I pay a ghost writer to do all this for me....and don't even start me off on misplaced apostrophes ! AndnRusty is absolutely correct ! So there !
  6. A - Your grammar, and lack of punctuation, infer that all 3 are fried. B - I can read the written perfectly well. C - My comment was meant as a joke, so don't be so rude !
  7. Yeah they are considered the Scots of the Middle East allergic to soap fruit and vegetables unless fried Fried soap ? Yuk !
  8. A professor of anatomy is holding a lecture to his new students. Standing over a cross, he addresses the class. "To be successful in forensics, you need two things" he tells them. "First, you must have no fear." He steps forward, shoves his finger up the corpse's backside and licks it, before telling the students to do the same. After an uneasy silence, the students file past, and copy him. "Professor" pipes up of the students "you said we would need two things. What is the second ?" "An acute sense of observation" he replies. "How many of you noticed that I inserted my middle finge
  9. I'm one of those people who needs something to get annoyed about. I know lots of people with mental health problems - I'm 2 of them.........
  10. You very rarely get spare anything nowadays, or stuff missing, I guess things like mechanisation and much better quality control sees to that.If you're winding up with loads of spare screws I'd be looking for empty holes if I were you. And maybe actually read the instructions I think you missed the joke, mate!
  11. That's got be a piss take. Hahaha I'm sorry to say it's absolutely true !
  12. Further abominations..... Peeled garlic cloves - presumably for people who don't like smelly hands, but have never heard of soap ! Apple slices - what's wrong with just eating an apple ? Or, if you really want slices, spend all of 10 seconds cutting one up ! Crustless bread - I've got my own solution, for those who don't want curly hair. A - buy some bread. B - cut the crusts off. Ready mashed potatoes - fine, of you enjoy semi-dried wallpaper paste. Frozen omelettes - Is there
  13. I shouldn't really have done it, but I was bored so I looked into convenience foods a bit more - what I found only compounded my misery further....... This is Yowk and it is (I 5hit you not)....a ready-boiled egg ! Apparently, all you have to do is pour boiling water into the plastic container and wait 5 minutes - in which time YOU COULD HAVE BOILED A F***ING EGG !! Give me strength !!
  14. Never had any bother with them, but why do they always put so many spare screws in ?
  15. There's a bloke that goes on one of our local parks, who has his dog off, and let's it chase others around - seems to think it's funny. His dog was chasing mine and he said "Hes only playing - he won't be do any harm " I just pointed out that, as mine is 3/4 Whippet, there was no chance of his fat pig of a mongrel catching him......
  16. We listen to you blathering don't we? I don't know, do you? Bit silly of you listening to someone you think is mentally ill! Yes, we do listen to you.....well, I say "listen", it's more that we hear you. Well, I say "hear", it's more that you're allowed to express your opinions. Well, I say "express", I actually mean "what the feck is he wittering on about now ?".
  17. We listen to you blathering don't we? Hello. Is that the police ? Now Walshie is being hateful AND intolerant !!
  18. Sam and John were out cutting wood, and John cut his arm off. Sam wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon. The surgeon said, "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in four hours." So Sam came back in four hours and the surgeon said, "I got done faster than I expected to. John is down at the local pub." Sam went to the pub and saw John throwing darts. A few weeks later, Sam and John were out again, and John cut his leg off. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and John back to the surgeon. The surgeon said, "Legs are a little toughe
  19. Hello. Is that the police ? Walshie is being really hateful.....again !
  20. You don't need this....you can just send the kids out !
  21. I know I shouldn't let these things bother me, but sometimes I just despair..... Are there really grown adults, who are allowed to vote, drive and have children, for whom going down to the shop and buying a toilet roll is simply too difficult a task ? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/08/31/amazon-dash-one-click-internet-shopping-buttons-launched-in-uk/
  22. "She" phoned the police....?? Why ?? You couldn't make this up........ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3763538/Don-t-call-Transgender-Tory-councillor-calls-police-Labour-opponent-keeps-calling-meetings.html
  23. Following the attempted Turkish coup last month, President Erdogan declared martial law and a curfew - no civilians on the streets after 9pm. Strictly enforced ! Two soldiers are at their checkpoint, when they see a man crossing the road in the distance. One soldier raises his rifle, and kills the man with a single shot. His colleague says "What the hell are you doing ? It's only 8.45 !!" The first soldier says "I know where he lives - he'd never have made it !"
  24. What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist ? I don't know, I just build the fence !
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