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low plains drifter

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  1. I looked in mine and it was empty Apart from these
  2. Did the fringe stop him whilst he was walking?
  3. Even stealth spaghetti hoops tucked up in their forms on a loam?
  4. 100 Kg of Thai in his suitcase
  5. Honest toil and the pressures of working within narrow margins and to the tightest of deadlines Not for the faint of heart You know?
  6. Called in to see the fella at the allotments mate, he's not there anymore, but I'll let you know if I hear of anything, Chartpolski on here might be worth asking, all the best
  7. Blacky's a hoon and feeds his charges a liquid diet of bean and spaghetti hoop juice, and any morsels they can chisel off the well ragged pedal bin
  8. A broken clock tells the right time twice a day London is the toilet of England Cockney Peter Circa 2016
  9. Anyway what time is it where you are, it's 2.35 here, even the fish Quay rats are winding down
  10. That was a pacifier, just so I don't have to chin eastcoast or eastcoast doesn't have to chin me You know?
  11. I was drifting through a misty wood just trying to make a connection with eastcoast, is there really any love out there
  12. The one at the front looks like the top of some buggers turnip, could be an albino hare I suppose
  13. f****n hell!, you could keep the Tynemouth branch of the Territorial Army in good spirits for the next three days with all that
  14. I got some light Sussex bantams from a fella at the allotments some years ago, nice birds, broody though, I'll see if I can catch him over the next couple of days. Newcastle area
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