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    Blacky's a hoon and feeds his charges a liquid diet of bean and spaghetti hoop juice, and any morsels they can chisel off the well ragged pedal bin
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    A broken clock tells the right time twice a day London is the toilet of England Cockney Peter Circa 2016
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    Up the hillbillies
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    Too right Big daft show pony
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    Ger up!!!!
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    Anyway what time is it where you are, it's 2.35 here, even the fish Quay rats are winding down
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    That was a pacifier, just so I don't have to chin eastcoast or eastcoast doesn't have to chin me You know?
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    I was drifting through a misty wood just trying to make a connection with eastcoast, is there really any love out there
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    The one at the front looks like the top of some buggers turnip, could be an albino hare I suppose
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    f****n hell!, you could keep the Tynemouth branch of the Territorial Army in good spirits for the next three days with all that
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    Steady on Roger
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    I got some light Sussex bantams from a fella at the allotments some years ago, nice birds, broody though, I'll see if I can catch him over the next couple of days. Newcastle area
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    Camera you say? Your arse could be cut to ribbons, Incidentally this brings a memory up, Cath works in that place, does she? Aye, can you not see her bare arse bent Ower the counter? She's easy Circa 1997 Another one was Alright mate, as a fella passed by Do you know him? No You don't want to One up the bum no harm done Or If there was a stodgy boiler winding and wobbling down the road in black leggings Look at the desperado bum cheeks on this cnut The hazy days of the giro and duty free golden virginia
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    Don't con me Mr Roper
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    I had a pair of the Hanwag special forces boots, the lowa hunter evo extremes were better
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    For vegans?
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    Indian summer, and back on the hard road
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    You used to be indecisive, but now you're not so sure?
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    Lucky boat no2?
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    Cocksure plebber?
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