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low plains drifter

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  1. Who was it that got a line from Ballyregan Bob Fella called Mick Harris or Taylor?
  2. Whistling dixy at work says he hasn't had any, but I reckon he's had all of them and the boosters and the flu jab the gobshite
  3. I know mate, we were planning on having a day down the road, but he said it was red hot after he'd been for a look, so it never come about
  4. With their heath robinson bailer twine slip leads
  5. What happens then do you have a clutcher, or if it misfires a permanent boner?
  6. My first lurcher done an about turn a few times when we were out in the fields and he was always at home when I got back, it was a journey of a few stops on the train then a couple of mile up a waggonway to get to the running ground, I used to say the old dog travelled back the same way, and he wouldn't have bought a ticket either
  7. This is on the cusp of crackers, by the time I read all of this I could have driven down from the Northumbrian back of beyond picked said billhooks up laid a number of hedges and dropped them off at your ranch
  8. They're becoming more like a herd species and have been for a few year now
  9. There's been a few knocked over on the main drag, grey squirrels as well, I could push 3XL if I wasn't so active
  10. I've already cooked them in ale with big suet dumplings, you wanna see the kite on me Mandingo
  11. I counted nine, could have been more in the field with the three standing, they were lying along the side of the strip wood guts laden with autumnal greens had some kites on them, thought the wood pigeon was injured, but was just cutting about and flew away in fine fettle, wish I had a decent camera it was atmospheric, I like atmospheric
  12. I'm from the reverse the charges generation
  13. Ye of little faith Charts is old school, and will just phone the operator You know?
  14. Few small bowls of jumbo oats and some mild to moderate aerobics he'll be reet
  15. Indeed the bastardisation twixt Bedlington terrier and saluki was a revelation to the layman Circa 1976
  16. You're a stand up guy Heathcliff You know?
  17. I hear the farmer that has these fields has been paid to grow wild flowers for the next few years, its good to see some set aside, and rough grass margins, but why have full fields of weed flowers on previously productive arable land, they've knocked the house building back twice, see what happens at the end of this
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