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low plains drifter

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  1. Come on without, come on within, you wont see nothing like the mighty Whin
  2. I know it would, or rather it should, but is there any useful working deerhounds available these days, and what would be the chances of getting a line from their lesbian, spinster, hairdresser owners ?
  3. If anything comes of it, you'll have to go back with the fellas in your avatar, and pick up your compensation
  4. The female of the species is more deadly than the male
  5. That vet must have been a footpad in a previous life
  6. Who"s my woodentop took after then lmao The littlest hobo
  7. They steal because they are hammerheads, that know nothing about putting their time and effort into anything, and probably would'nt have much more than about five minutes of interest for anything other than smoking skunk with their dim cronies
  8. When Ross was young, and just a bad little kid, his Momma noticed funny things he did, like shooting puppies with a BB gun, he'd poison guppies, and when he was done, he'd find a pussy cat, and bash it's head, thats when his Momma said (what did she say ?), she said " My boy I think someday You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay " ,You'll be a dentist
  9. I'd like to see a Raven
  10. Come on JD and let me know is that an Irish hare ?? Do you need me to tell you that tut tut...... yes matey, it is. I've got quite a lump of photos of them, and coursing shots of them too..... Well stop talking jive JD, and get them whopped up on here tight arse
  11. Bin lickers, that sounds about normal for a lurcher type, they're always looking for some rotten garbage to stuff their chops with lol
  12. Dobermans are greyhound and Rottweiler based, the only lurcher of this breeding that i ever heard of was a young bitch that was knocked over by a car when she chased after a cat that had ran across the front garden of her owner, Sophie the bitch was called and belonged to W. Davies, think i've got a pic of her in an old NL&RC mag, smart looker, i'll put the pic up if i can find it
  13. I hear there is footage on youtube of travellers having fits whilst shouting about being the king, and various other brain damaged waffle
  14. Tramontina machete, and a golf course sand bunker rake
  15. Some people say the same thing about Tom Jones
  16. You can use them straight away if they are naturally straight, but if you want to heat them up and straighten them up they need to be dried out or they will return back to their natural shape, hazel is very good as it is often straight enough naturally
  17. spoilt!!! It's a hard, hard life for us !
  18. An orange, mixed nuts, and a small toy
  19. fill a refridgerator that x Need to carry a coolbox every time you take one of them for a walk
  20. Nice of her that but what are her breasts like?; ) The lass in my local butchers has a pair like home brew
  21. Are gypos the funny looking creatures that put their hands in petrol for twenty minutes every night ?
  22. Cut some hazel sticks, then tie them together in a bunch with rope at each end and in the middle then leave them in a shed to season for about a year
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