Cottie the arsonist used to go walking about with a feckin huge thatch of feral ginger curls piled up on top of his head like Bet Lynch, must have been a good 18 inches deep, anyway he would push a shopping trolley about collecting wood, old doors etc, and stash it around the edges of the local field until bonfire night, then build a big old fire, he learned to hide the wood after the council had taken away a few of his wood piles, feck knows how big his fires would have been had'nt his wood been removed, that lad used to collect wood for months leading upto the big event lol, and there was al