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low plains drifter

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  1. The steam is fresh as fook on his bullshite haha knew exact day she come in, knows she ready to stand at 12 days and yet still left her an dog unattended long enough for a hump, a tie and a leave each other alone and everything to settle down haha thats just insulting folks intelligence lol Should have just said fook it, skint an want a pup, gonna try me luck and breed off my own mutts and will sell the rest to gullible fookers or pet homes haha id a respected his honesty then haha Here are a few of your assumptions
  2. Opinions based on assumptions are'nt worth a toss
  3. More an appraisal of a well deserving dog I reckon, and rightly so
  4. Nothing like a team of three week old pups to organise the festivities
  5. Cheap to buy from the horse supplies shops, my dogs love the stuff, they also eat seaweed at the beach
  6. why not have litter terminated by the vet, then you got the bitch to work the rest of the season, like you said you want and you aint got to piss around with pups The lad has'nt got the heart to have scary mary his retarded old deerhound thing put down, never mind a litter of potentially very useful pups, he's been stowed off with all kinds of hillbillies coming and going to his place at all hours to look at the whippet pups he's just reared, not to mention the plastic gypos pulling up tormenting him to sell his adult dogs, lad cannot even have a set of kennels in his yard with the ja
  7. Like a cross between Batman, and One flew over the cuckoo's nest on here, better break some of that vintage out Bob, looks like W. K' S ready to don the leotard, and fill a dozen pages
  8. Oh you joker, 150 a pup, you'll have to pay that for a signed photo of old Thunder Guts
  9. Accidental mating or not, if these pups turn out half as handy as old Thunder Guts there will be no shortage of fully filled freezers, and action packed days, and nights for potential owners, anyone looking for something to get to the back of them quickly on smaller land, these could be just the ticket
  10. Watch you don't stuff yourself mate If you see " fat old man diving for crayfish " in the taxidermy section you know he's bloody got me ..best thing to do when Rob comes round is keep yourself moving .. Or done up as John Wayne mounted atop a twin headed calf
  11. Alright there squire, welcome to the jungle we've got fun 'n' games, have a look at the Clulite PLR 500, £45 sheets, and your on your way
  12. Sounds like a victim of the natural source shower gel, but not in this case, got old Austen down as a soap dodgeru down as a soap picker upper Do you share your umbrella when it rainsI use your Mrsumbrella I hear she ties a scaffolding plank across your keister to prevent you from going missing
  13. Sounds like a victim of the natural source shower gel, but not in this case, got old Austen down as a soap dodgeru down as a soap picker upper Do you share your umbrella when it rains
  14. Good job they're not white lines, he'd be sporting a solitary nostril
  15. Sounds like a victim of the natural source shower gel, but not in this case, got old Austen down as a soap dodger
  16. What's the breeding in yours mushroom and dog or bitch might as well tell me how tall too lol Here is my mong, 27ish, coursing bred out of Romeo, the photo says it all really.. just think "the dude" out of big labouski but not as cool Cannot be much fun for him either having a roller blading doyle like yee to contend with
  17. That's how I cook them mate, bought an electric slow cooker, used it once, feckin garbage, washed it and took it back to argos lol, cannot beat the old gas oven
  18. Tunnock's, and Jacobs stuff, top afternoon tea lines
  19. Exterior gloss from wilko's is canny gear
  20. Roadwork to bring the muscles up, then mix it with the bike trotting sessions
  21. Right, I've printed the tickets, and posters off for THL Royal Rumble, PM me with your addresses, and I'll be round to fair dig you all, followed by long pulls of winter ales etc, and then group hugs allround
  22. Don't have a Scooby-Doo do ya soldier, you're definitely out of your Call of Duty comfort zone....What are you waffling on about now ?????What regiment got 5 killed by a bomb near Forkhill? No googling Rambo....Feck knows, but unfortunately your old man wasn't one of them, would of saved us all from the retard that you areYou don't even know where your dick is ya fat little f**k, you wouldn't have the balls to come and say it to my face that I assure you.....Dont get your ex army mate to batter me, he's not called liam Neeson by any chance? I wouldn't waste my time coming to see you for you
  23. liar you've never done a tour of kings cross prove it lol How very dare you !!......ill have you know I was deep undercover within the insurgent ranks of those b*****ds from "Shelter".......but I can't really talk about it ! You'll be telling us you had your very own pole and mirror next
  24. That would have been Katchum, bet he was sporting a leotard, and carrying a Plr 500
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