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low plains drifter

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  1. Itchy fanny how we don't talk anymore
  2. Barbour waxproof leggings Had a pair years ago,they were tidy duds
  3. I hear WataWalloper has his own line in bespoke arseless chaps developed from his long-term involvement with morris dancing
  4. Enthusiastic consumption of sweetcorn
  5. He'll be cutting about gurning like Red Rum, indeed they made a prime documentary entitled Bermondsey Boy the escapades of Gnasher the student evicter Grrrrrrrrrrrr! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
  6. There's a fella got a young Platts bred dog up here, it looks a canny dog, probably not up to the capability of the type Charts has, but I think it would be reasonable if somewhat cumbersome, but cumbersome might be helpful where he exercises this big wolf, I can see him now hauling that big grey carcass in hot pursuit as one of the local roe sets its sights on the next pocket of woodland, heel Fenton heel, step aside Mavis with your Cockapoo, I'm 110 lbs of bounce chunks and Dr John silver medal and I'm not equipped with any traction control Grrrrrrrrr! Grrrrrrrrr!
  7. Roast sirloin of beef with horseradish resting on a bed of cardboard placemat
  8. Pink car! Caviar! Champagne! Cigar! Scruffy Gunt!
  9. Mange tout Rodney! Mange tout!
  10. There'll be fukkun hell on if they come for my fish
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