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low plains drifter

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  1. Handsome is as handsome does You know?
  2. Like Arnold says, if you read for an hour a day on a subject, imagine how knowledgeable you would be on that subject in a year Guys Guys, imagine if you done 365 hours of reading about how to polish brown slip ons
  3. Revolting raisin and bean wine
  4. Oh aye, that's easy for you to say One up the bum no harm done is it?
  5. These were the days of the Ridges riots Poisonous hazelnut yoghurts withdrawn from the paper shop Cider flavoured ice cups from the side door of the Corvette pub Half bricks stotted off the less popular residents doors The Scruffy Fords standing piercing eyed at the front door samurai swords in hand Tom smashing through the roof of the tripe factory of a Sunday afternoon to get some food for luna tits the ferret Blister dirty harrying a granda pig down the Ropery stairs regardless if anyone was coming up them Shoplifters skulking along Saville street wi
  6. If the little dinghies had appeared Circa 1991 there'd have been nowt a matter we would have capsized them courtesy of Diablos, Black Widows, Barnett strike 9's, all kinds of air powered arms, and the mark 1 Wildcat crossbow with the missing string as 20 sheets was out of reach for most east end of Shields ragamuffins, and the handheld Trident that belonged to nobody but was used by everybody and no mistake
  7. What if it's built by the Japanese?
  8. Well when I say dreams they were only some slack eyed and silly thoughts, but they were dreams to us
  9. I reckon you could get a ticket Mack
  10. Been having a listen to this fella lately
  11. I see you've all gone quiet Crew of chancers Typical
  12. You don't dick about Matthew Here's me thinking I'm the shit with my 30 day aged Aberdeen Angus Ribeye
  13. Jarrow Slacks, I'd just been to Heron foods for a multi pack of chicken noodles and some hazelnut chocolate crepes, I was fierce hungry after swinging the splitting maul all afternoon
  14. Incidentally I was chewing the fat with owd stands with a fist, and wind in his hair earlier on there when fist shrieked Tatanka as a healthy herd the likes as never been seen stomped on past
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