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low plains drifter

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  1. If you look closely you'll notice the arse end of Del Trotters 3 wheeler hanging open, I hear the plane was thrown in with the batch of blow up dolls, but was overlooked in Peckham
  2. I'm trying to take his mind off this issue, like a humorous tea and sympathy, but without the tea and sympathy You know?
  3. Have they got a Tesco express though Stiff?
  4. It'll have been DIDO with his arse ticklers faggots fan club escapades Gay as a badger that one
  5. Oooh weeh, oooh weeh Oooh weeh, oooh weeh Rudeboy gone a jail Rudeboy gone a jail
  6. Good long beam on the pro light used to use them in the 90's probably the best beam I've seen on a lamp and at a fraction of the cost
  7. I am the Great Cornholio? Are you threatening me?
  8. Spam the hell out of you, you say? Does that mean they cornhole you ragged?
  9. Old girl 8 year old now, been lightly ran due to being six monthly with her seasons, but I've liked what I've seen with her Tobey - Wilkie
  10. Todays instalment Pork loin joint with salted crackling Roast potatoes Caramelised parsnips Yorkshire pudding Chicken gravy Apple sauce
  11. One afternoon 1994/5 the rain was coming down heavily, there was three hares sitting together so we slipped the three dogs we had with us,hoping to get at least two courses going, anyway they all ran the same hare, on and on it went until the hare made the banking and under the hedge into the next field, when we got there we found all the dogs standing looking down a rabbit hole
  12. Todays instalment Firecracker quarter pounder cheeseburgers Diced and fried potatoes Obligatory titanium spork
  13. You need to suck your lips through your teeth, then enjoy it with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti
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