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low plains drifter

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  1. I had a pet rat when I was a kid, albino buck used to take him all over, he'd just fall asleep in my pocket or coat hood, very personable animal, he was splendid
  2. -3 in Northumberland this morning, no snow yet though ?
  3. You need to go commando man, but be sure to limit the sleepwalking
  4. I was in a government building yesterday, big pictures on the wall of a white woman holding a black baby, another of an Asian woman sporting the head clobber, we haven't even got a black or Asian community in this area Yet
  5. Seven hours, where's the bugger coming from Istanbul?
  6. The £25 cold weather payment might straighten things out
  7. Did he have to have the hose pipe full of cold coffee pumped up the keister?
  8. Pre raisin and bean wine tasting evening
  9. What about a Cheetah? You'll be able to cut about the Tyne valley at will without raising any suspicion with one of them at heel
  10. But does it have the Nobby Stiles to match?
  11. He was fitted out with a full set some time ago buck shee by a dentist who is a fan of his
  12. It's Yorkshire mate, there's nothing but vicious adders, and quicksand up the borders
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