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  1. low plains drifter
    That's the one, I didn't know you had one from this litter, which one did you get?
  2. low plains drifter
    No not that one
  3. low plains drifter
    This reminds me, can you still get bacon and mushroom Goodfellas pizzas, they were the business for mopping the beans up
  4. low plains drifter
    You like steak, blood, or not blood?
  5. low plains drifter
    Litter my bitch was from looked more like pitbulls
  6. low plains drifter
    Return of the hammock salvaged from the wreckage post Storm Arwen minus one plastic eyelet off one of the whoopie slings, having forty you know?
  7. low plains drifter
    Do you know what's happened to the dmax Terry?
  8. low plains drifter
    Be sure to use nothing but the finest precision tinfoil for your headwear, you'll need about four box loads of these
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    This makes me happy, I like Highland cattle aswell, I am glad this is happening I hear animal rights have stolen some of Charlies lambs
  10. low plains drifter
    Enormous boys brigade belt buckle
  11. low plains drifter
    Gonna watch a man bite a live rat to death tonight
  12. low plains drifter
    Fentanyl doesn't need much room
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    Paradise
  15. low plains drifter
    My big old lurcher dog was like Buck, would just wag his tail at other dogs, and was content to pish all over someones leg if they stood still long enough, anyway one day when an aggressive Dalmatian tried to have a go he tipped it straight on it's back then let him run away, woman owner didn't seem concerned at all when her dog was running growling at mine, her mask almost fell off when she seen her spoilt pooch get his bell rang
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    No! You know?
  17. low plains drifter
    Moody sloe gin?
  18. low plains drifter
    Young walloper at work has to add " To be fair " just about every time he pipes up, gets on my tits feel like chucking the plug on the deck and kicking his mask in, the beady eyed little arse crawling gunt, probably chin me though to be fair ?
  19. low plains drifter
    You're thinking of blackthorn dumper black neck, arse Ower tit clagnuts and dangle berries akimbo
  20. low plains drifter
    Big in the 80's
  21. low plains drifter
    Sounds like they're putting your rent up
  22. low plains drifter
    Threats of pasta and toilet roll shortages
  23. low plains drifter
    Greb boils
  24. low plains drifter
    Fixing
  25. low plains drifter
    He might have been fixing to tie you down and cornhole you
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