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Malt

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  1. Malt

    St Davids Day

    It's not called shagging, it's called the Welsh Meat Tenderisation Process does thatmean we jocks tenderised the welsh rugby team last satWe went easy on you seeing as we hadn't lost a game to you boys for the last 10 years. You're our mates, unlike some..
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    St Davids Day

    We dont eat the ones we shag you dull sweaty sock, much more of that from you and we'll start shagging the ones heading to Scotland as well as the ones heading to Englandshire..
  3. It's a lot whatever it is. Was only talking about this the other day with someome, everyone has so little spare time these days it seems..
  4. Empty plastic milk carton works really well. Pour the double cream in and shake until it separates..
  5. Rules are there to be exploited, England won a world cup by constantly smothering play and using the boot of Wilko to wrack the points up at the resulting penalties..
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    R.i.p.

    Studies have shown 100% of deaths are caused by dying.. You'd think they'd do something about it eh?
  7. They should rename the news "Celebrity gossip and opinion.." Blame the 24hr news culture for that, no such thing as a slow news day in this day and age..
  8. There's only so many pieces of silverware on offer each season, each one one is a medal for the player and an added piece of history for the club so I'm happy.
  9. Well done Scotland.. I'm gutted.
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    Tv Programme

    Probably thought he was been racist when nitty gritty that is what they called the dirt on the bottom of the ship's From the slaves. Its bollocks.. http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/nitty-gritty.html
  11. Only way they could mate. They used to drove them to West Wales to overwinter on the grazing here because its milder and our grass grows for more of the year. No lorries or trains to move animal food around the country back in those days, they moved their animals to the food or they starved to death in the winter..
  12. Amazing distances they used to travel back and forth, droving anything from cattle to geese! Would love to follow some of the old trails one day..
  13. I reckon the players all thought they'd be playing at Real Madrid and Barca after they won the title last year, went to their heads..
  14. Personally I think UKIP are an irrelevance now we're exiting the EU. Labour can celebrate beating UKIP all they want, but they want to be more concerned with the loss of Copeland to the Tories, a safe seat they had held since 1935.. When your loosing safe seats after 7 years of your opposition turning the screw you know you're in big, big trouble..
  15. You can't fluke a 38 game season mate, although I agree it was a one off that was never going to be anywhere near defended.. I think its a c***s trick to sack him now, especially with the team half way through a last 16 champions league tie..
  16. If it's on gravel already I'd just put it down on treated batons..
  17. Easiest way would be to clear any turf and just lay a few inches of clean stone down into a wooden frame on top of some landscaping fabric. Perfect, better drainage than a concrete base..
  18. Don't fret it, him coming out and saying that is the final nail in the coffin for the Remainers..
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    D.i.v.o.r.c.e

    Was asking a question about the divorce procedure itself, not airing my dirty laundry.. Figured on a forum with so many members some will have been through it and know the score..
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    D.i.v.o.r.c.e

    you got your own place now malt , or you sorting selling your old love nest ? are you still friends with your x , and you got another woman .? the reason i say , some women can be right twats more so if thee another woman moved in . i am the only one of my 2 brothers and 2 sisters that not got divorced , the other 4 all have . i got married in 1982, and still feckin with her, got a son 30 , that and a paid for bungalow . it been hard dont get wrong maybe because i messed about alot before i got married and had fair few women that, either way it hard to day with relations
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    D.i.v.o.r.c.e

    Yeah no sympathy needed lads, thanks though! Me and my ex separated about 18 months ago, I've moved on since!
  22. No, not the Dolly Parton song or the humourous Billy Connolly version, I'm on about the real thing! Just wondering if any of you guys have been there and done it and can let me know how to go about it all really? My ex and I have got no capital to sort out so things are pretty straightforward so I'm hoping to sort it out without getting the vultures (solicitors) involved..
  23. Probably fake, just like the platitudes, tits and teeth over there..
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    Mary Jane!

    If there driving under the influence then rightly soVery good mate of mine had few spliffs in amsterdam on a fri an got pulled on a sat evening an was under influence according to test, lads not even a stoner, has a few spliffs maybe 3 times a year, lost job an allsorts.That's harsh did he demand a blood test? . I certainly would have the swab is by all accounts is notoriously unreliableUsually the swab only detects traces for 12-24 hours, depends how heavy the use is I suppose..
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