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Astanley

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  1. I can't believe people are even discussing the bout come ,its ridiculous ,a top amateur would beat Connor ,its different sports ffs
  2. I remember talking to an old boy years ago about those silly ring walks that boxers do ,he reckoned it was the beginning of the end for boxing ," its turning into show buzz lad ,they will be fighting fukin wrestlers next ".
  3. If you look at his list of enemies CIA FBI Secret service Mexico Islam Every cry baby liberal in the world Rothschild's and their cronies All these people don't just disagree with him ,they are absolutely terrified ,they can't control him and don't know what he's going to do next I would have a bet that plans are being made as we speak .
  4. Deffo , be surprised if he lasts 12months
  5. The man who wrote The Exorcist died today ....see what you b*****ds have done .
  6. Muslim and Christians believe in the same god
  7. Astanley

    Edingburgh

    Plenty of deer in the grave yard too ,
  8. Astanley

    Edingburgh

    The castle and all those little streets and courts around it are well worth a walk round ,keep your eyes open for the dog cemetery on the castle ,the art gallery is one of the very best ,lots to see and do ,great city is Edinburgh .
  9. If she's married to someone else ,stay away from her.
  10. Ffs what next ? Is gorga Krusty going to say he doesn't shit al fresco anymore
  11. July 1993 we were stuck in slow moving traffic on the M6 ,a stifling hot day made worse by a broken passenger window that was stuck closed ,I glanced over at my mate who was driving and noticed he had a little sly smile as if he was pleased about something ,and the slowly a began to choke ! He had farted and let out the most obnoxious smell ever ,there was no escaping it ,it permeated every cubic inch of the cab ,I was alternatively trying to hold my breath mixed with big gulps of a truly vile ,poisonous ,thick cloying clouds of toxic gastric gas ,I started to get dizzy and knew if I lost cons
  12. Wow ,you must be the most optimistic person I know to think that somewhere on this forum there might be a man who has climbed Everest and yet been too humble to mention it on here . I v heard someone on here brag about shitting in a hedge ffs
  13. I wrote to a couple of names in the eighties looking for advice ,tips ,info etc stupidly thinking they would offer it to a stranger for nothing .I found them the same as uncle Ed over here ,if you weren't buying you were just a nuisance .
  14. Did you go over and meet any of those old fellas Gnash?
  15. Socks ,lots of fukin socks ,thin socks ,thick socks ,wooly socks ,nylon socks ,black socks ,stripey socks ,thermal socks ,cushioned socks ,long socks ,short socks ,mid length fukin socks ..socks ..I got socks for Christmas .
  16. To you lads who want to sign up ....whin is on there ! Still want to join ?
  17. A hostile Goodison.park tonight ,a real test for Jurgens the German and his boys ,expect two sending offs and a 5-1 Liverpool win ...sorry canny ...but you know its true .
  18. Seems a perfectly decent chap to me ,wouldn't trust him with my missus though .
  19. Dont worry about me pops i was just stating my position before one of the cyber security guards jumped in with a pathological assessment. I have enjoyed ,learnt ,agreed and disagreed with your posts over the years ,it worries me that you give one single f***ing nano second of your time to what the " cyber police " or jealousy halfwits will think of your posts .
  20. I'm beginning to worry about your sense of humour lately youngster .
  21. Did I read that correctly ? There are actual members of the working class on this forum ? Eeeeuuuuugggghhhh .
  22. Remy Martins ,! now that's a proper drink ,second only to a pint of Guiness supped by an open fire .
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