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  1. Astanley
    Haven't read all of this ,but in my own humble opinion dogs don't just all of a sudden jack , the signs have been there ,maybe you haven't seen them or maybe your in denial ,but they where there .
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    If Tomo ever goes full transformer
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    Grubster ,,you are a mischievous rascal .
  4. Astanley
    It's even happening on here ,have you noticed Tomos posts are sounding a bit shrill and girly lately ?
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    I don't think it takes much bottle ,the way things are going it will be compulsory soon .
  6. Astanley
    String the onions up ,cover the spuds with straw and a bit of soil in a wooden box . If for whatever reason you find yourself shitting on them ,dispose of them safely and immediately.
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    Thank you .
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    Not surprised at Naz ,,and it just goes to show you mchull is only pretending to be a kunt.
  9. Astanley
    I would never tire of punching that boring twat .
  10. Astanley

    WOW …….

    Astanley replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    Cheers
  11. Astanley
    I saw the title and thought ...NO you fkn reeka.
  12. Astanley
    I thought that extra finger thing was just South Yorkshire ?
  13. Astanley
    How will you manage that with no trigger finger ?
  14. Astanley
    Whereabouts is that mate?
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    Keep yourself safe mate ,all the best .
  16. Astanley
    Little known fact ...in 1987 Burrell and Whin got rat arsed together at a game fair and ended up having sex with each other .
  17. Astanley
    A mate of mine from out of town ,had an appointment for his youngster at the Alder hey children's hospital ,he phoned me for directions and took some convincing that I wasn't fuking about when I told him to follow the signs for Knotty ash .
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    Posh paddy
  19. Astanley
    I know son
  20. Astanley
    Willie and Ray Charles singing , Seven Spanish angels , ....sit back ,close you eyes and listen to perfection .
  21. Astanley
    That ship has sailed mate ,there is an act going through parliament now that will recognise some animals as sentient beings legally ....semantics not withstanding I would approve of a more draconian approach to dog theft .
  22. Astanley
    Will has made himself very clear on the subject ..gay blacks are ok ,they can stay ...gay black Muslims are not acceptable and must go ...gay pakkies must be shot alongside straight pakkies and anyone on nodding terms with a pakie ,gay or straight ,straight blacks must go ....transgender people can stay but just be confined to zoos unless they are black brown or yellow in which case they must be shot with the pakkies ...white gays can be treated as normal providing they are clean and transvestites may be tolerated for entertainment purposes ...crystal clear innit
  23. Astanley
    He honest ..did you "storm off " as fast as your little legs could carry you ?
  24. Astanley
    Is "stormed off " a euphemism for ran away ?
  25. Astanley
    Mushy ,was it in one of those clubs the lesbian battered you ,I remember it was Blackpool .
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