My nanny lived with us for a few months, when i used to bring birds back to my house i was about 19 at the time, i particularly liked this girl called glenda, the second or third time i brought her back we were all talking in the kitchen, she was telling my parents and nanny she liked me, when i nipped to the toilet on the way up the stairs i here my nanny say
"glenda just remember a standing cock has no conscience"
i nearly pissed my self laughing