https://www.cps.gov.uk/publications/prosecution/householders.html
They deserve all they get imo at the end of the day if they wernt robbing you they wouldn't get hurt simple.
Cracking little guns the ratty, wish my grandad had bought me guns when I was a kid I might be a bit better shot. But to be fair he made us pee guns and I accidently shot me grandma in the back of the leg and they went on the fire.?
Think he will get ginger bits in his beard when it goes rusty?
Should of took some tips from these guys
http://www.dumpaday.com/funny-pictures/funny-safety-fails-40-pics/
Mate of mine had a 35ib pike last night on crab and crill boilie and he was pissed of with it lol
would be gutted didn't catch it on a dead , but more than happy to see and no mean feat to land on carp gear, big pike awesome creatures.
Think you can earn up to a certain amount think it's about 5 or 6 grand.
Edit that's with advanced membership, nobody's going to know if the farmer pays your for pellets or diesel though