jukel123
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I used to be on a salmon beat and one of the members was a judge. He would take anything, foul hooked fish, black fish, kelts. He was the judge on a poaching case: two teenage lads found on the salmon redds with spearing devices. He was waxing big about how he was going throw the book at these kids. And he did. It really brought home to me the hypocrisy, he was the most unsporting member of the beat but he made an example of a couple of kids. When it was legal to take salmon home, I caught a big hen fish about sixteen pounds. I decided to let it go because it was a hen fish and contained thou
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King of salmon carcases.
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Why the low self esteem? You were a legend lol.
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Sorry I was mixing you up with another member. I realise that was a terrible insult on both factions. Apologise to your well bred Russell for me as well.
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1975 you could get more for a salmon than you could earn for a weekly wage. I remember taking a salmon in somewhat questionable circumstances,taking it to a fishmonger and buying shoes for the family, and a large grocery shop. It was a mini lottery win. I had quite a lot of lottery wins throughout the seventies. Fond memories. Like you I'm legit now but there's no fish. I've had 2 sea tout this season,more than anybody else on the beat. I put the decline of salmon and sea trout down to you mackems...animals the lot of you.
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Don't do yourself down mate. I would take that as a compliment..seriously. You responded to your situation and environment and shone! Top man.
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I am currently holding onto a wall I'm in such shock. It's obscene for the noblest of fish to meet its end in the teeth of a f****n Jack Russel. Worse, the mutt was no doubt sicced on by an uncouth,money hungry mackem. It must be part of mackem culture to view the most regal of fish as beer money. Your fellow mackem also used unsporting means to exploit our iconic species. Is there no end to mackem depravity ffs?
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Too much info. I didn't think it could get any worse. Salmo Salar, the king of fish! You thug! Hanging is too good for you.
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You realise you have started a new immigrant debate?
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Tbh, I did have a closet feel in the collection box.
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That made me laugh out loud.
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I was in Alston a few years back . I walked past an abandoned church and there was a bloke gardening in the church grounds. I happened to say to him what a magnificent building the church was and he replied "yes I've just bought it at auction" and he showed me round. It was truly stunning inside. He had paid next to nothing for it, he wasn't specific, but I know it was l less than 50 grand. He was hoping to convert it as a house for himself. I've been back a few times since and sadly theres been no work done. He anticipated planning problems and I guess he ran into plenty.
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Naughty boy. Had you been watching 'Kes'? Did you manage to rear it? Train it? Please don't tell me your brother wrung its neck. You sometimes reveal some illegal activities from your younger self.Lol.
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I've genuinely got an open mind about the presence of big cats in the UK. But why would the government want to suppress evidence of their existence?
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Let's hope it's not a chess game with two over muscled gym rats. We want to see violence not a tactical battle. I wonder if AJ will open up like he used to, or be the over trained chess piece he has developed into? Dubois will come to fight but he can't take too many of those bombs Hgrovic was landing. As you say his defence is poor. Dubois looks very easy to hit, he seems to carry his chin high. I noticed at the weekend Bivol carries his chin right down on his chest. Look and learn Danny boy.
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I spoke to a down to earth keeper up near Lochinver. He told me that just after that act requiring licences for big cats he spotted two lynx in the lamp and shot one. He didn't think it was a big deal.
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We took our best dog to race at Powderhall to run under NGRC rules and regs. We were confident he wouldn't disappoint. Into the trap he went,the trap gates swung open and he just stood looking bemused. The official said its obvious your dog has never chased this type of lure before. The lure was more of a ball than the ' hare' he normally chased which was longer and flapped about. We tried a few times to get him wedded to a ball effect lure but he wouldn't have it.
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O k with you thanks.
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What do you sell mate?
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We put a greyhound bitch to a top class stud dog which broke records all over the country. Result,all pups were duds. Waste of money for the stud fee. The dog we stopped, but subsequently won a race and got us into trouble, accidentally caught a young bitch on its first season. She was only 9 months old. Result a litter of crackers some of which went on to race at open level. We just didn't appreciate how good he was. He could take a hare too and always ran better after a kill. We kept him until he was 13.
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I once had a share in some greyhounds which we ran at our local flapping track. Most owners used to tell the bookie if their dog was 'trying' or had been stopped. In other words had been fed ample amounts of tripe and been knackered with exercise before the race. One night we assured the bloke our dog had been stopped, which he had. We had run him for miles on the sands behind a mini van and fed him a lump of tripe. b*****d still won! The bookie thought we had double crossed him and arranged for some heavies to have 'words' with us. I kept looking over my shoulder for months until it finall
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I've never been much of a gambler. £10 is my limit. I had a friend who put 5 grand on a greyhound at Sunderland race track. It lost, but he never batted an eyelid. Another friend thought nothing of spending a similar amount in Las Vegas on f****n slot machines! Seems to me like an activity for the criminally insane. They are both decreased now. The one who went to Vegas regularly use to beg me to come with him at his own expense. We grew up together and were lifelong best friends. He got very lucky in a business venture. But I just couldn't accept his charity which he understood bu
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The background of lurcher litters is quite often hearsay and guess work. Especially those pups coming from a pet background. I wouldn't believe a word. The only exception being hard-core working bred litters,where more often the pups are what they say on the tin.
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Wow the fabled hundred rabbits. Superb performance. Another story from Appleby. A friend of mine loves feathered ponies. One year he went to Appleby and bought a beauty along with a full set of tack. When the cash was handed over, the gypo suddenly took all the tack off whilst simultaneosly a fellow gypo drove alongside in a pick up. Gypo 1 tossed the tack in the back of the pick up and said" if you want the tack you'll have to fight me for it." With that the pick up sped off with both gypos inside. Caveat emptor,or, as the Scots say "watch yer f****n sel" at Appleby.
