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Why? Fame? You can have my shot mate. It's a free society thank God. But some people need protecting from themselves.
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Good luck. At my age winning the lottery would mean zilch. I've got nothing to spend it on. I would literally give it away. You only need money when you are young,there's so much you can do with it for yourself and family.
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Old bloke gets a phone call. Hello, is that you Jim? Yes, who's that? Julie, remember we were engaged 50 years back and you broke it off. How you doing? f**k, don't ask. I'm 18 stone in a wheelchair.Had two heart attacks and on dialysis. Live in a council flat on me tod. Kids break my windows all the time. Only on basic pension and I spend that on whisky. You? I've been very lucky. Got a lovely house in the south. Drive a Mercedes and I've got a fabulous villa in Spain. But I'm widowed now and very lonely. That's why I called you tbh. Ive always held a flame for you. I
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Darwin is thoroughly vindicated. These particular protesters are positive proof of the monkey connection.
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I'm nowhere near that stage . I would get yourself some industrial strength Viagra for that mate. .
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Oh yeah. Forgot that one. Here's a few more scenarios. You see the panic and strain on your son's face when you start to tell a joke to his posh in laws and then the sheer relief when I keep it clean, non Alan Partridge and they laugh, if only politely. Because you are mutt and Jeff you don't realise that your whispers are f****n bellows and your Mrs looks very uncomfortable because people can hear every word. Just this afternoon I came out from a pub lunch and was waiting for the Mrs. I noticed a stone mason at work high upon the next building. I love any kind of building w
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A big hollow appears on your couch where you usually sit. You wake up with a mysterious pain in places where you didn't even know you had muscles or ligaments . You feel the cold more and start wearing thermal underclothes but keep it quiet. You religiously pick up litter near your house and don't care if people see you doing it. When your Mrs says "does my bum look big in this?" You say kindly " no way, its great." Whereas years ago you would have said, just for devilment, " course it does you've got a big bum" and then legged it before she slaps you. You calendar is
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I was listening to a medic just recently. She said when you are feeling down your brain thinks you are ill and you should go to bed with a whisky. In fact you need to re_ start the body and exercise. Then along comes the endorphins which re_ sets the brain. It's good advice but difficult to act on. A drink gives you an instant lift or anaesthetic effect so it's easy to say " I'll have a drink now and exercise tomorrow". Believe me I've been there.
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Similar situation with John Conteh. His brothers were his financial advisers. They bled him dry. Do you remember a centra half Man U had in the 70s? Six foot two, eyes of blue, Big Jim Holton after you La la la la. f**k he was crude. I swear he could kick an opponent 3 ft in the air. And "bite yer legs Hunter" another one. Yes the game is prettier now but part of the crowd involvement and passion was either worshipping or hating the old assassins.
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Hurlock was an assassin. He scared me watching him on the box.lol You had to watch his tackles peeping through your fingers. He moved to Glasgow Rangers as you know and he was hated by the Celtic fans more than Diouf which was quite an achievement. I don't think he could play in the modern game.
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That's the one mate . Thank you. Price has increased a lot from when bangers bought it. But I'm still going to buy it. A wooden breeding age on ebay is £ 57.00 And you can get build up of bugs in them very easily. So still worth a punt on the Temu type.
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Wilf that goalie with the roll up made me spit my tea out. That photograph captures more than a football celebration. There's a lot going on there. I'm not going to comment on it further or I'll read like the prick I've just read in the paper, who wrote that Man U's improvement is due to McGuire's thriving in " a back 3 pivot in a double base layer" Wtf? Sounds like a guitarist to me. I thought he'd dropped a few lazy b*****ds, introduced a better work ethic and told a few players what he wanted from them. Like when Brian Clough said to John Robertson" yer an ugly little b*****d, but y
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Nor me. I can find it elsewhere but £70 odd quid. They do look good and I like bangers point about less likelihood of going light if they are not able to peck about in their own droppings.
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Interesting post. Thanks.
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I hate going through security. You never know what those computer links have on you. I'm always scared they are going to get me for things from way back. Like the time I stole a biro from Woolworths in 1957. I wouldn't rile them in any way. Just get through as quick as you can is my motto.
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Can you put a link up mate. If not the name of the company or something I can look up. How long was delivery time ?
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You are very provocative tonight. I know your game, pick on me when I'm already exhausted and popping blood pressure pills after my spat with Charts. God you are clever. Lammy takes cheques from Israel. He's a member of The parliamentary group' Friends of Israel'. Good earner for him and many others.
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I'm on it bud. Already reported a b*****d two,days late with his MOT.
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It was horrific. The whole of the Lake District stunk of charred burgers as did Dumfies and Galloway. There were mass burial pits built by the army. I drive by some and always remember the horror.I knew farmers who were broken by it and it hit farmers children hard. But others who were disappointed their farms werent hit because the compensation levels were very high. I know slaughtermen who bought new cars and deposits on houses with the money they were paid the government . They were working stupid hours 24/7. But they were traumatised by it and said they would never want to live throu
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Seriously, that is unbelievable. That' gratitude .
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Lucky the cops didn't have a daschund on drug patrol, you'd have been f****d.
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Well,yes I am the special one. And I did attend a specialised school. Ya got me.
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How did you know I had er relations with Linda?