jukel123
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I had this done to me when I was a teenager. I've seen lads throw the dummy out when they've fallen for it too. Which is even funnier. One bloke stomped off site never to be seen again https://youtube.com/shorts/gxOh0bAgAfM?si=EHprtOvRavJvf_4l
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Where is it situated?
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I can't handle tour guides . Like being at school. As you say take off on your own and explore is the way to go. Do they still do those New Orleans funerals? I'm thinking about one pretty soon. https://youtube.com/shorts/QaG4FtqjqY0?si=iozGp9uvjRNp-Xck
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I would interview him for the post of house negro as long as he ditched the ridiculous handkerchief on his head. He must also arrange to have himself castrated. Should he fail the interview for house negro he might gain employment in my cotton fields if he interviews well.
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Sacked the ghillie for impertinance and incompetence. Cheeky peasant kept approaching me on my right side when presenting me with my morning malt! He knows I hate everything right. And he had the gall to complain when I kicked his arse. He is taking me to a tribunal. So I have arranged to have his tied cottage burned to the ground. I've always thought his hovel and garden would make perfect grazing for my rare breed sheep.
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We left the guts on the hill for predators. We were only about 1/4 of a mile away when a golden eagle spotted them and was circling, waiting for us to move off further.
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I had a great start and then the Mrs took lame. So I've been confined to the house. Housework,cooking ,shopping. Doing my head in. Managed a morning out with my son and managed to bag these two though.
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Thank you for your kind offer. Please send them by pet courier to my home in Scotland where they will be released to live their very best life on my permission. I would offer to pay transport costs but, alas, I'm a pensioner. Do make sure they are properly fed and watered during their arduous journey. Thank you and God bless you. P.S I've PM'd you my address. Make sure the courier is licensed and insured and does not arrive before 12 midday or after 5 at night. I am a heavy sleeper. P.P.S Do your best to include some black does. And don't try and pass
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And we know who carried the chair. The oppressed proletariat. My brothers. Damn you parasite.
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You had makeshift shoes! Soft posh southern twat.
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I've got to have my flu and Covid jab today. I hate medics. Now I've said the wrong thing. The homeopathic pack will be baying for leftie, science accepting blood. Poor, isolated me. However I will struggle on with the torch of light and truth guiding my way.
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You can f**k right off.
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O K gents. I give up. No more silly old men insulting one another on tinternet. Wilf. I've railed long and hard about the old comics being cancelled. Jim Davidson and and Benny Hill in particular. Charts. Sorry. I shouldn't have retaliated like that. I apologise.
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I beat you to it.
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Ditto.
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One is an obvious typo. The other denotes the mighty Lawrence of Arabia , who's read both the Bible and the Koran making a complete arse of himself.
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Perhaps you could define left wing and right wing humour? I tel, you what I find funny. A moron that spells policies as police's. The latter denotes something that belongs to the police.
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I like playing with words and writing about politics as I see it. Most "normal" folk don't examine Bigfoot shit all day and eat nettles . I think you are on sticky ground alleging you are normal However I've always defended your right to be different. Each to their deluded own. Have a good day.
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It's badenoch he didn't see a white face in Birmingham and then he turns up for a shadow cabinet meeting.
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Well I still think it is hugely ironic. Jenrick complaining about black faces and Kemi's name spelling out bad Enoch. No laughs at all? OK I'll get my f****n coat.
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Huntaways herd sheep by barking. Noisily and incessantly. I can't think of a more useless cross with a lurcher. Yap yap yap. Scaring everything within hearing distance. If you ever want to announce your presence in the countryside and piss everybody else off. Get one these pups. https://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/122964690/huntaway-x-lurcher-puppies?link=search
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Hey come on ffs. There's the sound of a breeze and tumbleweed blowing across this post. Kemi Badenoch Bad Enoch Powell. "Well done for giving us that play on words Juke." Shower of humourless bastardoes. I will never illuminate this forum again. You had your chance and I'm taking my bat, ball and wicket with me.
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Robert Jenrick is in the shit. He said he had been to Birmingham and not spotted a white face. He went on to say this is the new world of Badenoch. A terrible row ensued but Robert said his words were very much misconstrued. He meant to say. This is bad. Enoch was right. OK the first two paragraphs are true. The rest I imagined.
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This is worse. Tory reject, the wonderfully talented Andrea, doing a turn at The Wheeltapers and Shunters Social club. I am reliably informed by Nige, that she is to be the new Insomnia, Insanity and Incompetence minister. Yeeha! https://youtube.com/shorts/2e93GB4w-v4?si=wFWs2mtutdUkqFBh .
