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jukel123

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  1. My deliberate mistake. Just to see you're paying attention. Good lad.
  2. Cars are getting bigger and bigger. Just as our tiny roads are crumbling beneath our tyres. Do people really need American style pick ups and 4 wheel drive SUVs to go to Tesco? It's total overkill. It's getting so you're going to have to buy a silly beast of a car as protection, just in case one of the daft 'ego' cars hits you head on. Parking a car in designated white line spaces is becoming impossible because wannabe tough guy cars are taking up more than their allotted space. Just for the record I drive a modest 2019 Honda civic with a filthy interior, which has been washed
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    Pet hates.

    Fucks sake he wears pink cords! Exterminate! Exterminate! People who say " is that alright?". No it f****n ain't. Convoys! Whether it be fat bearded men on motor bikes, wearing no_ sleeves denim on top of leather jackets with childish gang names printed on them. Or cyclists, all lycra and offended determination to stop you overtaking. Or vintage car rallies with drivers wishing they lived a century ago and can't wait to get home and wank off to the Rees Mogg show on GB news. Why do some people want to make spectacles of themselves? Why can't they try and melt into
  4. It's strange how supporters have 'second' teams. My birthright team is Man U. But I like Liverpool except when we are playing them. I was hoarse supporting them in 2005 when they won the European Cup. Hate Chelsea, Spurs, Millwall and especially Arsenal. Like Everton because they are underdogs to Liverpool. Love Forest because I admired Cloughie so much. Like Sunderland after their FA cup win, hate Newcastle because they sacked Bobby Robson, but sometimes don't mind them because their supporters are so damned loyal . Don't mind West Ham, moons ago they used to play stylish attacking fo
  5. Fair play to him. Proved the 'experts' wrong. That's the best I've seen him box by far. Some balls, and fire in his belly for sure.
  6. Wow! Wardley different level! But stopped too early for me.
  7. The site has either been hacked/ compromised or the admin is doing work on it?
  8. I think the old Labour was infiltrated by the tories so that they just regurgitated tory policies. Blair is a classic example. He was a public schoolboy who hadn't the slightest interest in campaigning for the working class. We have nobody to vote for now, they all offer the same shit.
  9. I am not looking for violin playing or a medal. But in the sixties I had custody of my 14 year old kid sister after my parents died. The council evicted us from our house in Salford and put us in a council flat miles away, on the notorious Ashfield valley estate in sunny Rochdale. Heroin capital of Europe. On our first day there a middle aged Paki asked her the time, I roared at him to f**k off. And he did sharpish. When she started to be harassed daily on her stall in Rochdale Market, I gave the b*****ds a hiding each. It wasn't difficult, they offered no resistance. Nobody batted
  10. Good post. But I also think the collapse of the family unit and the descent into drugs by many led to the girls feeling useless and worthless. They were desperate for attention, and we now know what the attention meant for them. I've been bollocked for writing this in the past, but I still think parents get off scot free when the plight of these kids is discussed. Where were they?
  11. Several of the victims have withdrawn from the inquiry . They say they have no confidence in the police or the social work representatives on the panel, since they represent the very institutions who callously ignored their plight. Also in the firing line is the chair person, no other than professional gobshite, narcissist and truly awful Labour MP Jess Philips, who has been shown to be a liar. The victims are calling for her resignation. I hope the ladies stick to their guns, refuse to be bamboozled and reject the usual box ticking exercise where everybody agrees to 'learn vital lesson
  12. Peter the beater. Nicknamed after fondness for sexual habit?
  13. I remember Mik posting that he had lined a bitch with Darcys Scout?, a saluki cross. But could be dementia . He was very complimentary about Darcy taking the trouble to meet him and allow the meeting. Who was the Scots lad you had a big deerhound x from? He had 2 cracking deer/ greys from Trevor Cooke.
  14. I thought Don was of the opinion that America's former allies were on our own and could go f**k themselves because the US was fed up of subsidising and baling us out. Turns out he's had a change of mind and is sending in british forces "OUR GREAT ALLIES" to subdue the baddies in Gaza. Good of him to remember and include us. Thanks Don. We are ever in your debt. How's your bone spurs Stiff? I would grow some soon mate.
  15. No probs bud. I've been open about my sexuality. There's a hint of masochism in there too. That's why I come on here.
  16. You wouldn't believe what was under that kilt mate. Not for the faint hearted, or even a chap well versed in poofterism like me.
  17. Im sat in a pub, all tartan and tat with my Mrs and whippet. The bloke resembling Cat Weasel with the deerhound, strikes up a conversation about sight hounds. He asks if my whippet has much hunting instinct. I replied that it was strictly a pet . He told me his deerhound had a prey drive which was 'through the roof'. He went on to tell me his mutt had seized a wickerwork representation of a stag by the throat. Yeah, I thought yet another romancer. Sight hounds seem to be accompanied by fantasists who tell porkies. Highly unlikely. But heigh ho, it might be true. He then launched int
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