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  1. I used to keep geese. Grown men were terrified of them and wouldnt knock on the door. The milkman used to send a wee boy for the money lol Some said they can break your arm with their wings. Can they f**k! Their wing bones are full of air ffs!
  2. Some eventually die of injuries, it may take a while. The birds which survived generally only had wing damage. A friend of mine also kept pricked birds and a pair actually bred.
  3. Some fighters have an 'aura' about them which psyches out their opponent. Remember Sonny Liston? His opponents were terrified of him. Which made Ali's contempt for him a really amazing spectacle. Later, Ali had an aura of in invinciblity about him which helped him a lot in the ring. Guys would get into the ring with Mike Tyson shit scared, beaten before they threw a punch. And that was why, when Tyson came across opponents who weren't afraid of him, he crumbled, Big-time. When faced with a very limited journeyman who nevertheless came to fight ,Tyson quit on his stool. His aura completel
  4. The mind is fragile. Remember when Roberto Duran quit? Nobody would call him a bottler...to his face anyway. Same with Dave Allen. But he doesn't lack grit. People aren't robots. You can never predict how the mind reacts.
  5. I used to have a pen of pinks which had been 'pricked'. Birds which have been hit but not mortally. Sometimes I didn't have the heart to 'neck' them, so I took them home. You could get them hand tame after a few weeks. Once a young bird hit a pylon wire and was stunned. I took it back to the pen, it recovered and that same night it was eating from my hand! It stuck around for months, occasionally taking off and coming back. But when the migration home started he went for good.
  6. We're all dead tough sitting on a couch watching telly. It's easy to say "quitter", "no balls", not a true "warrior." Personally, if I thought my long term health was in doubt, or I couldn't carry on, for whatever reason, then I wouldn't care what people thought. Im out of there. It's a sport. Nothing else. At the end of the day, you want to get home in one piece. That way you live to fight another day.
  7. jukel123

    Pet hates.

    I've seen the odd one or two which were damned good. But the rest...complete shite. Why someone would trust a fuckwit to scrape on their skin with a dodgy needle is beyond me. Once saw a woman with most of her tits out so she could show off Popeye on one boob and Spiderman on the other. Wtf? And don't get me started on blokes who wear shorts just to show off their leg tattoos.
  8. jukel123

    Reform

    Free service provided by my good self. I have many such images which I keep securely in the loft. These are purely for the purpose of conversion therapy. Would you like me to fit you in? So to speak?
  9. jukel123

    Reform

    I'm a bit embarrassed for the lad. He publicly he wants to anally rape Bliar? Have you tried conversion therapy Mush? I'm told it consists of showing patients homosexual images and, when they become aroused, dealing a violent blow to their pubic region. Try it bud.
  10. I would reckon only 10% of people would pass. I've been driving well over 50 years and roads have changed beyond recognition in that time. I had to go on a speed awareness course a few years back. People's ignorance of the Highway Code, including my own, was scary.
  11. He has lived up in Caithness. But he's in tropical Perth and Kinross now. He's a hit man. His latest target is a defective Jock. Scotty or Snotty ? His mission is to rob him of oxygen, he's a pest. I've asked him if I can go along and enjoy the hunt. I've put in a special request that he deals death slowly.
  12. Buy at 30000 miles or 3 years old. That way you benefit from most of the depreciation. So I was told anyway.
  13. I've had a berlingo in the past. Kip in them if you need to. My son has a Toyota land cruiser, zero gallons of diesel to the mile. But he lives in the far north in the tundra and lives in an igloo. Feels like that to me anyway.
  14. https://youtu.be/SuClPAWDr2A?si=769UfhQgq49vvffG
  15. I'll leave the pleasures of off road motoring to you Landan lads.
  16. Just in case you didn't hear me.
  17. Used to have one of these back in the day.Great for lamping. Take the battery out for a night's lamping and, if it was flat when you got back to the car, the trusty staring handle would get you started. Brilliant machines. https://board.mmoc.org.uk/viewtopic.php?t=37129
  18. Used to have one of these back in the day.Great for lamping. Take the battery out for a night's lamping and, if it was flat when you got back to the car, the trusty starting handle would get you started. Brilliant machines. https://board.mmoc.org.uk/viewtopic.php?t=37129
  19. I saw one and I kid you not, he was trying to drag a St Bernard up the ladder. He looked very odd, God knows what fate held in store for that dog.
  20. Or pick an abandoned one up at a gig. I hope you are impressed with my command of all things modern. "Gig", am I f****n cool or what?
  21. I used to place a lolly stick so that it would catch the back wheel of my bike. It made such a racket I felt important. But I grew put of it. Lighten up, I only posted the topic for a laugh. Oh and because on narrow roads, big look_ at _me cars are a f'n menace. If folk are happy to buy a split new 4x4 and lose ten grand as soon as they drive away from the garage. That's up to them. But imo, they are silly Billys.
  22. jukel123

    Pet hates.

    I took the B 6999 and then the slip road, turning off at źźźzzzzzzzzzzzz
  23. jukel123

    Pet hates.

    Keep that loving smile up and bite your teeth. Its your duty
  24. https://youtu.be/Z9t_KDGqOmE?si=B4b7PsTHnXKMoPlg
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