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A green Marxist. That's me. Workers of the world unite. You have only your chains to lose. And when we are free from our chains, we are heading to Ireland. Once we have dispatched you and set up our multicultural, pesticide free commune on your land, we will be free at last and live in peace and harmony. Your severed head on a post will be a daily reminder of our former servitude. Good night.
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Check out my post again Wilf. I've added a little.
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I've told you you're f****d already. My comrade, the 6ft 6inch Zulu has your name on his machete. Come the revolution I've asked him to wear a West Ham scarf as he's hacking away at you. A perfect ending, I think you will agree. I've told him he can set up a village on your farmstead. His wives were absolutely delighted. https://youtu.be/zQ64Hjb1znQ?si=Zl25bQrt18PoPvLm
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Just had a message from a former schoolmate in Salford. He'd just driven through Cheetham Hill a predominantly Jewish area of Salford. He said the streets were deserted as soon as darkness fell. Apparently they fear retaliation after Israel's bombing campaign. Anti semitism will rise massively across the western world as the impact of the war worsens.
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If England fail in the world cup, Tuchel will be making a bee line for ze vaterland. Ten green bottles will be flying his way.
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There's a yellow streak right down my back. I'm not daft. A jerry clerk of works was ribbing me about Germany whipping England at football. I replied, true. But we won the war! Geez. He looked at me as though I'd crawled from under a stone and stomped off as though he had jack boots on. Brit humour is very different from Fritz's. I still laugh at the Basil Fawlty sketch. Every time! He nailed that performance. Comedy gold!
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Donner und Blitzen! Schweinhund! Heil H...............
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I've just googled which car it was. The original beetle. When I was in Crete about 30 years back, there were still plenty abandoned by the jerries after the war. I was speaking in pigeon English to a Greek bloke. He told me his wife and children had been killed in the war. He also told me his friend, a shepherd, had met a German tourist years after the war. The Fritz had come back to see the place where he was stationed . The shepherd invited him back to his cottage telling him he had something important to show him. So they entered his cottage. The shepherd immedi
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Confession. I was once going to put petrol in a bloke's radiator. I think it was a Volksvagen where you lifted the bonnet to fill it with petrol. The radiator top was situated near to the petrol tank. Well that's my excuse! The owner soon put me right with some choice language.
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When I was a kid of 14, in 1964, I had a job pumping gas as the yanks say. Petrol was two old shillings and sixpence a gallon ( about 4 litres in a gallon). Nobody had thought about mpg in those days. It wasn't an issue. Cars being able to get 50+ mpg only arrived on the market after the petrol shortages in the 70s. I bet Tesla and the Chinese electric car manufacturers are rubbing their hands together at the moment.
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Wow! A rare moment. Tyson talking sense. https://youtube.com/shorts/j4Pb_eSEaOs?si=UrzsvG_x-L6xi-0N
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Cracking pups. But first crosses they ain't. They would be if the parents were pedigree deerhound and pedigree greyhound, but neither are. As a guess,I would reckon 75% of lurcher pups are not as they are described . Buyer beware! https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/4ratffjhz-first-cross-deerhound-x-greyhound-whitland/
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Long queues outside many petrol stations throughout Scotland. I think rationing will be on the cards. I can clearly remember there being rationing coupons issued in the 70s. But I'm not sure the scheme ever got off the ground. Me and a mate had a small business at the time which required a van. I went round to visit him one Sunday night and he beckoned me into his garden. f**k me he'd dug a huge pit and had stored about a dozen large Jerry cans full of fuel in it. In the interests of health and safety he'd hidden the pit under planks. Thinking back he would have jailed if caught. It
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How about just taking it off him instead? And the rest of them?
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I salute the astronauts on Artemis 11. You would have to drag me into that rocket. Terrifying prospect. Good luck to them. Is it me or is there a hint of DEI going on in the choice of crew? If so no Asian and no oriental . Shame on NASA! I sincerely hope the lady does not have her time of the month during the flight. It would be hell on earth for her fellow astronauts and no escape.
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"Guardian angel", I like that. Many wives assume that role. But the converse is equally true. If you marry a nutty or evil wife, it impacts on your life forever. Even if you divorce. Be careful out there chaps. It's a minefield.
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The balance of power changes as the marriage progresses. Men take longer to grow up than women and they know that. So they let you think you are the boss man in the early days, but then, inch by inch, they work on your brain and teach you the consequences of your actions. Men therefore become less bull at a gate, less reckless and use their brain more as the marriage matures. Eventually you become like a miserable, whipped dog , meekly following she_ who_ must_ be_ obeyed around shopping malls, blatantly lying to her that her arse does not look big in the fourth pair of trousers sh
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Fact check ! That would be bollock singular in your case old chap. Lol Just to be clear, I've already unintentionally offended one old chap to his very core. And two loyal sympathisers, appalled at my crudity, have consoled him with heartfelt 'likes'. Please don't go all girly and precious on me, and try to understand it's an all male forum, and banter is freely exchanged. But if this does offend you. I apologise for you deeply hurt feelings. Mea culpa. Mea culpa. Mea culpa. Sometimes my sense of humour cuts people deeply. Forgive me. I have made an appointment with
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f**k's sake. It was a joke.
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You seem to intimately involved with him. Heigh ho, when you've lived with Arabs for a good part of your life. Some of their cultural practices are bound to rub off.
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Now if it was a black buggerer on a bike, I'd believe it.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_or_misleading_statements_by_Donald_Trump
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Nah. Trump is a professional, chronic, accomplished, habitual, unashamed liar. Different class to what we've ever seen in the political world.
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Trump is POTUS, but frankly, I doubt he has a real grasp of the job. I suspect he doesn't really know himself what is going to come out of his mouth during a speech. He famously does not read, so he relies on his backroom 'handlers' to tell him what to say and what to think. Fox News has a great influence on Trump according to independent commentators. Which is weird, the media is supposed to report the news, not decide it. I think he's a useful idiot in that he is a great communicator but with that electoral appeal comes fuckwittery. So what he says and what he does are completely diff
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Point of information. Zack will hypnotise everybody to be nice and also hypnotise all women to have larger tits. Result ? A happy world. You know it makes sense.
