I once stalked a pair of strange eyes in a ditch for over an hour.
They just didn't look right and although they were moving a little bit they just didn't move enough, even when I got within 30 yards.
Only at 20 yards did I realise it was a weird reflection off a microwave someone had dumped and they eye "movement" was due to weeds moving in the wind in front of it.
Ironically after being so quite in order to get so close to the microwave without scaring it, I turned round to find a very puzzled looking fox standing in the open looking at me.
I think he may have been stalking t