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RubyTex

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  1. Yeah, by swording fighting they mean duelling with your cocks.
  2. This is my regular hunting partner checking over her rifle before a recent trip...
  3. could be easily misconstrued, i fear, moll. Your gonna have to explain this one i'm afraid.....I'm rural are curtains a euphemism for up top or down below Although it wont matter, i don.t have any photos of either anyway They are green btw :laugh: :laugh: I'd be straight to the doctors if i were you
  4. RubyTex

    Man sheds

    Some cracking sheds on here lads, enough to make a man go green i'll get some piccies of my new 'man shed' this afternoon.
  5. Not much happening on my front... i'm fooked off digging 6 beds this week! Don't think there'll be much planted out this year, might chuck some potatoes in soon see how they get on. Just going to get it to a manageable state, get rid of all the shite left behind by the old tennant and make it presentable. Let the geese do the rest
  6. should have lamped the old c**t.
  7. d-day for my football team today :(

    1. rocky1

      rocky1

      which team mate

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Darlo mate...think it's all over!

  8. RubyTex

    Local work

    Is that at Peterlee Ross? Well done mate.
  9. Looks like a BLUE whippet puppy to me, RRP £600 In all seriousness, little cracker
  10. :yes: I got called a peddler as I wouldn't tell a lad what stud I was using on my greyhound bitch but I'm giving the surplus pups away for free same as I ain't charging lads off here when my black terrier bitch has pups. Shame my dog peddling business is bankrupt before it starts Top bloke you Bear
  11. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4290958/Scientists-search-countryside-for-new-breed-of-mutant-foxes.html more bullshit.
  12. The best way is for a vet to cut the tail off and apply iodine. My pup's tail just fell off
  13. Have they taken the feature of 'submit your sightings' down? It's not showing any locations on the map of Britain, i was hoping for one local
  14. The local pond i used to fish had a few koi and goldfish in, some whoppers an all. You could see them feeding but no matter what bait you tried they'd never bite had a 12ftx8ft pond at home i wanted filling!
  15. They ain't tracking any up here kinda takes the fun out of hunting when you can find the f*ckers lair on your iPad Can't believe that twat with the chickens, catching i!!!! I'd bag and tag the little shit and put the shotty to it's head. Horrible mangy things, that mange must be horrible for them, they need culling ffs.
  16. Goarn Fergie lad, i'd love it, LOVE it, if he smacked Mancini the little Italian twat.
  17. Aye you're reading too far in mate, i'll be feeding them and vetting when needs be, not going to bother worming etc.
  18. Nice one mate, start of an adventure
  19. RubyTex

    Drink

    Cider does me, can drink and drink the stuff.
  20. Where are you? I'm looking for a cockerel for the allotment.
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    RSPCA...

    Hate the robbing twats, i wouldn't leave them a penny, sooner pass the land on to a shooting school or something for the young uns than the rspca.
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