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  1. Fair play sesku a early start, how is the bitch running, does she tend to run in the beam, or like most collie saturated lurchers out in the darkness and cutting in.
  2. If you not in it you cant win it, very tough draw that.
  3. Man standing in court and the prosecutor was reading out the charges, you stand here accused of defiling a goat how do you plead,,, the man clears his throat and says "guilty", prosecutor again says you stand here accused of defiling a sheep how do you plead,,,, the accused again clears his throat and says "guilty". on the third charge the proscecutor says you stand accused of defiling a neighbours cow how do you plead, again the accused clears his throat and says "guilty" the prosecutor then approaches the accused and says would you like to suck on a fishermans friend,,,, Hang on says the acc
  4. Try telling the man that toils everyday with shovels and picks that he has to work until he is 70, fecking goverment cnuts.
  5. Cant put up links, a man in kenya got sentenced to Ten years in prison for playing "hide the podger in your neighbours goat",,,, the neighbour caught him in bushes in the garden. The goat was present in the court to face the accused, In his defence he said the goat was horny,,,,,. 10 years you would get less for murder here,,. i kid you not.
  6. Good on you fatman, we all need a start sometimes
  7. Thanks stripes, I keep trying. The dog is about 3/4 greyhound, 1/4 collie. ATB Strong looking lurcher mickey, do you get foxes were you are, whats he like on them.?
  8. Had a bad day too, just needed a good laugh, thanks jukel. "patron saint of paitence".
  9. I suggest the vets mate, you dont take a chance, maybe stop permanent eye damage,atb.
  10. stripes

    Dear Deidre

    Women eh! moan if they get a bit of willy action, and moan if they dont.
  11. Hard to choose, i think things change as you get older, whatever your body allows, quite partial to a shallow one, and throwing a rod out.
  12. Well yeoldhunter didnt think you would put up a pic, what is the bitch like for speed, i know she is only running for fun and exercise at this age,how would you compare her to a lurcher? Good deep chest on her, very strong leg, what height? Any prey drive in her?
  13. Poor mans jaquzzi tin of beans and in the bath.
  14. Thanks for replies, sore on the leccy then i take it lol. We have had a lot of still damp air nothing is drying.
  15. 2,500watt fan heat blower coming into lidl this thursday 50euro, should be a good item for drying out the kennels after washing out. Does anybody use them?
  16. put some recent pics up yeoldhunter, they are very saluki looking crosses, what height are they now?
  17. Youre doing grand with him bud, he is looking well atb stripes.
  18. Far to slow on the lamp, me grannie could catch them......
  19. The mrs was telling me every evening the terriers will stand waiting at there kennel doors for me to come in from work, dont even get that welcome from the mrs or kids, only on payday! lol.
  20. it breaks your flippin heart so it does, but its the kindest thing mate.
  21. jesus mary and the wee donkey, how the fook would you feed it! Just throw a cow in the kennel! lol
  22. The hare for flat out speed and turn, caught far more fox's than hares.and i have never ran two dogs together.
  23. There quick mate the old fox, at least you got a bit of action.
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