Man standing in court and the prosecutor was reading out the charges, you stand here accused of defiling a goat how do you plead,,, the man clears his throat and says "guilty", prosecutor again says you stand here accused of defiling a sheep how do you plead,,,, the accused again clears his throat and says "guilty". on the third charge the proscecutor says you stand accused of defiling a neighbours cow how do you plead, again the accused clears his throat and says "guilty" the prosecutor then approaches the accused and says would you like to suck on a fishermans friend,,,, Hang on says the acc