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  1. LUMPHAMMER
    :blink: :blink: Is this site full of ''Shemale lovers'' ...........................................................looks a bit like it to me
  2. LUMPHAMMER
    What is supposed to be funny ...?
  3. LUMPHAMMER
    I done one once in my pals house the welsh dresser started rumbling all over the place & the ouija board started to spell the word...........................................................D.........I.........L.........D.........O we was like ''WHAT THE FCUK'' then it all went quiet but fcuk all happend ...................................it wasn't till a week later my pals mother was killed by her own ''BLACK 22 INCHER'' ,the basstard thing was supposed to have exploded into life out of the bedside unit & BUMMED HER TO DEATH :rofl: R.I.P ....................MADGE
  4. LUMPHAMMER
    Hahahaha :laugh:
  5. LUMPHAMMER
    Or me £200.000 for landing heavy with the......................................................................................................................................................................... TAX-MAN
  6. LUMPHAMMER
    Takes couple of mins why fcuk about with a vet you just found the mother & whole litter abandoned like they are, if all comes ontop
  7. LUMPHAMMER
    Sounds like you would of carried on truthfully i would of felt the growler at first chance just to be safe
  8. LUMPHAMMER
    34, so I am! Hahah'' Good'' im still a bit younger
  9. LUMPHAMMER
    Excellant picture, make sure you keep us updated when finished All the best.
  10. LUMPHAMMER
    MALTLOAF how old are YOU
  11. LUMPHAMMER
    Look....i was very drunk and she said it was a big clit....granted her name was Dave and that should have been a give away but as i say i was very drunk.... Hahah a ''BIG-CLIT'' you dirty sweaty haggis juggling BEAST.................................................you knew exactly what you was doing lol
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    Of ever your in Thailand and get the chance visit Tiffany's in Pattaya,its a great evenings entertainment,funny as f*ck,very camp. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dBLN3tMPUE&feature=related Have these things got ''Dicks''................................................genuine question ?
  13. LUMPHAMMER
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA For fcuksake lab thats exactly what a was thinking
  14. LUMPHAMMER
    Hahaha thought so aswell judge
  15. LUMPHAMMER
    Just seen a Gypo having a ''SHITE in an old Pushchair'' .............................................& raming it into the police Hahahahahahahahaha :laugh:
  16. LUMPHAMMER
    Is that George micheals ''Careless whisper chorus'' in welsh ...................?
  17. LUMPHAMMER
    Happy 107th Birthday you old ''Bedlington greyhound'' :rofl:
  18. LUMPHAMMER
    Hahaha Some stupid old hippy flead up tarts have chained themselfs together through the main gates ,fcuking idiots............................like the gypo's would give a fcuk if they was being slung out of there homes
  19. LUMPHAMMER
    Hahaha excellant ......................... i wonder if there mullets blew up into flames
  20. LUMPHAMMER
    Afghanistan
  21. LUMPHAMMER
    Greedy guts looks in good shape aswell
  22. LUMPHAMMER
    Cant wait for ''Youtube's greatest Dalefarm clips'' to be put together Trailers getting drove through in JCB's ,mullets clogged up with blood,Margo getting bummed by riot cops & Hippy anti's getting a good volley of kicks to the head with the finest polished boots
  23. LUMPHAMMER
    So who's ''Wanked one of these shemale's off on accident then'' ......................................Lab maybe ?
  24. LUMPHAMMER
    No...he leaned over a sucked the bonnet aff her/him.... chicks with dicks lol Is that the other forum that your Mod on...... Hahaha FFS
  25. LUMPHAMMER
    Would love to have a machine handy like that sometimes ! welldone All the best.
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