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iworkwhippets

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  1. paul from next door, hes from belfast, weve become good mates, hes had a brain operation in the past, so every morning, i check on him see if hes ok, same with me at 9 pm he knocks on my door see if i want out,ive just been outside to see what the commotion is, hes collapsed, ambulance on its way , hes a bloody good mate to have lads,
  2. due to go out on bbc tonight, i was looking forward to it, but have been told, its been pulled, fer fears of a right wing backlash or summat,
  3. Hey up matey, look theres still plenty of fight in me yet pal, its movie night tonight in the lounge followed by chicken curry , chips pop a doms wi spiced onions, god im near passing out thinking about it, so im fighting real hard to say no thank you,, to much lard around my rops as it is
  4. nowt wrong we a youngster doing a bit around the home, 1955, i was a dab hand we a dolly tub and mangle, friday nights, my father sat me down with news of the world, to cut into squares fer the toilet, eh, outside toilet at that, good owd days they was to , reckits blue
  5. Eh, footie, ready steady cook, love island , fcuk that , miss Marple fan me , I love it I do , I've just had a game of Scrabble wi.mandy from upstairs , mug of Horlicks now, get my head down fer an hour , get up when I'm.ready, then go do my weekly shop, Hello, I knows how to roll I do,. It's a sick old world no doubt wi more gloom.n doom.to come, what will we do,. Fcuk all mate but moan on here , ta ta fer now
  6. it dont bother me one iota, burial, cremation, i live next door to a church yard, when my numbers up, all i have to do, is chuck missen over the wall
  7. Those tin.pot rubber dinghy,s they come over in, are converted into rubber dolls fer that chap keepdiggin , they are durable they have to be cos, he gives em some humpy ,. Eh
  8. does anyone no how long they have mate , eh, as fer me, i couldnt care less,
  9. As it is for each and everyone of us
  10. look, i have hemorrhoids, even i can see its just a house moggy,
  11. ahhhhhhhhhh , thats where you are wrong pal, ive only got the one
  12. raining hard at the moment, Stanway
  13. Hey up, took one of the neighbours doctors this morning, had to see the nurse, so parked up on the docs car park, let my neighbour out, next to me was this middle aged lady sat in her car, in tears, so i asked if she was ok, apparantly, she been in the docs, and left her lights on, result flat battery, she told me she had rang the AA, but they told her, there would be a long wait, so out comes my jump leads within mins her car jumped into life, she offered me £10 no thanks i says, Glad to be of help
  14. That's a Japanese Acer maple innit, cos there's an exact plant in the communal gardens what several of the neighbours look after
  15. well he looks like he enjoyed himself, thanks for posting
  16. upset me that has, the heartless b*****ds, if that was my mum, i would gladly do them harm, no compunction
  17. or they clocked you having a walk, and had an heart attack, eh ?
  18. thanks for posting Ross, enjoy yourself mate
  19. not an action pic, but this little chap practically sat on my shoulder watching me place nets , right of picture
  20. eh, i cant be in two places at once
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