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iworkwhippets

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  1. phone call this morning from the hospital, scan due in the next two weeks , hopefully
  2. 5 mins past 3am, never before have I logged on to this forum, and there's only me online.
  3. His name is Dudley, there this lady lives above me, we have become good friends, she moved in about 12 months ago, and introduced herself to the rest of the residents here, now then, every now n then, she minds her friends two dogs whilst they go on holiday, she has had permission to let the dogs stay here for a couple of days, sheltered housing, so no pets allowed, just for perhaps a day or two, one of the dogs, god knows what it's crossed we, a tiny little thing, but fcuk me what I wouldn't give to own it, a crackin little chap, and it's really took to me, it's curled up on.my chair as I typ
  4. Spineless little git , village idiot, is there any need fer name calling, eh, would you call him names to his face, would you buggery,
  5. Had a phone this morning at 8 10, from the hospital, yes you read it right 8 10, sorry mr ,,,,, your appointment for monday the 17th, has been put back, and will be in touch, so i rang them back at 9pm, asking what was going on, as i had arranged to be taken for the appointment, at the hospital, at 10 15, they had no knowledge of the phone call, and stated the dermatology department wasnt even open at that time, i even gave them the number of the person who called me on my phone , they then assured me, my appointment was indeed for 10 15 am this coming monday, and cop fer this, i also receive
  6. i got a letter this morning from the NHS, ive got quite a wait in front of me for a body scan
  7. cant stand the bloke, i wont say man, cos he aint one in my eyes, i wil never forget the way he treated , Diana, this country is nearly grinding to a halt, hes got the money in his back fcukin pocket, to help us out, look when hes out wi Camilla, he doesnt even recognise shes there, wished i could confront the bugger, suitcases full of spondulips, thats all he cares about
  8. never entered my head mate that she was a jumped up twat
  9. Now thats what ya call a dog matey, nice deep chest, n length of back
  10. im to go for a scan next week to see if its spread to other parts of my body, i could tell by the doctor who diagnosed me yesterday, that they fear the worst, all the fight and my sense of humour has gone
  11. Thanks for those kind words mate, ive no option but to sit back and wait further tests, i just feel like ive been hit we a lump hammer, my daughter is calling on me later, i dread telling her
  12. thanks Arry, but like the consultant up the hospital, im to undergo a scan in the next few days see if its spread, elsewhere, they checked under my arm, lymph nodes or summat, but all was clear there, my wife passed away with cancer, so i moved down south be near my daughter, and now i have to dump this on her, i couldnt give two fcuks about me, what will be will be, its my daughter im thinking of
  13. its melanoma lads, i have to go for further scans to see if its spread elsewhere , but my finger tip has to come off
  14. FINGERS , crossed, im to get the results of my biopsy, at 2 30
  15. I was just about to partake in a bar of toblerone, thanks for informing me of that
  16. Bloody hell fire, is the no end to all this debauchery, I've not long drove through McDonald's fer a big Mac, she says would I like extras with that sir, im just watching the one show , there's a bloke on he's been seen to, sex change or summat, I come on here, Lilly has given a deformed pug a seeing to, and now rushbummager, is giving his lady a thrashing from.behind, whilst thinking about her sister, keepdiggin, he's lathering blow up dolls ffs, what's the matter with people , eh,. Must go now lads, Ethel wants me to.help her on we her surgical stockings
  17. I will second that, that bloke will mount anything , heavy duty blow up dolls a speciality?
  18. To right matey,there's no escaping these people, good n bad in all races, I've had medical dealings up the hospital with surgeons , and nurses, blacker than a sack of nutty slack, can't fault them, your on your back, needing medical treatment, you gonna say no cos they are coloured
  19. Shall we just allow the old chap rest in peace now eh lads
  20. Well said Daniel my son, now then, where do I stand in life, I've only got the one testacle, I have a Bobby Charlton comb over, one day it's to the right, next day to the left, I dunno weer i stand
  21. Looks like a bit of an argy bargy going , I've got 16 bags of popcorn festering in my cupboard, don't let em.go to waste, by the way bangers, who's dilldo
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