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iworkwhippets

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  1. whatever we think of him, hes made prime minister eh, whos the mug then, if hes booted out tomorrow, he wont give a monkies, he wont want fer nowt, certainly the cold weather payement, he wiill get a humongous pension fer being the pm, look at liz trust, pm fer a couple of months wasnt it, 100 thousand pounds or more fer life, and good luck to em i say, after all we voted em in
  2. lavender hill mob, we alec guiness , ive got it on tape fer tonight, we a bag of maltesers
  3. some cracking dishes you folks are putting up, a credit to you all, im fcukin hopeles in the kitchen
  4. now keep this to yourself, but i rated ARRY top cook on here, but he cant beat those beauties
  5. now look chaps n chaplets, sit back and take heed of uncle keith, 134 pages up to pres of nowt but repetative , do this do that, the sooner hes gone, this once great britain is no longer, is it now come on, boatloads daily rolling in, and welcomed, if this place doesnt stop talking silly buggers , im off lol
  6. uk is the biggest intake of illegal imigrants
  7. Nowt wrong with that,I'd be scraping the bowl with some nice crusty bread
  8. theres nowt wrong wi bloke, brains and a sense of humour, dog fox, dog shite, fox shite. turkey bollox, pewit, bladders, site wouldnt be same we out him
  9. worked my Nell practically 7 days a week ,, some of the places she marked, were horendous for me to get to, hands n knees job, but i always did my best to honour her, cos she wouldnt budge and waited for me to get to her, she worked well for me, i couldnt have asked more of her, yes she got ripped many a time, nowt serious i took care of her, i had loads of pics on this comp of her working, boy can i find the buggers
  10. how do you fancy ya liver ripping out
  11. good pictures lads, thanks fer sharing them. i was half dead at that time this morning, i was on all fours actually, but what a sight, crimson is the word, clear blue skies now, ive just shifted the cat shite off my garden, i lead an exciting life i do,
  12. Woke up about 5 ish this morning, I thought there must be a fire outside or summat, my bedroom was well lit up, I just stood in awe for a few moments on the garden, what a nice awakening
  13. i a luck man charts my friend, and dont i know it, when i was first diagnosed, with you no what, sorry but i cant even type the word, i hate the word, but back in 2023 i had six operations, a fekin nightmare, one a MEDIASTINOSCOPY went horribly wrong with me, within an hr of the op, i was on the recovery ward, then it all went wrong, i had an internal bleed in the neck, i was in agony, and was rushed back into theatre, but the surgeon who did the op was on his way home, but immediately turned back to sort me out, i distinctly remember, because id had a sandwich on the recovery ward, the surg
  14. Hey up, wall to wall blue skies here, and it humid, so one of the neighbours asked me if i fancied a swim, well ive not swam fer yonks, plus i have troule using my left arm, but thowt bollocks, yes i will come, and boy did i enjoy it, i just chucked missen in, and that was it, straight t bottom, lol. really enjoyed it, i really stretched missen out
  15. Go back, the very thought sends shivers down my spine, I darent even look back, no thank you very much
  16. a bit more gravey fer me please ,
  17. nowt wrong we em, id love wrap my chops around em
  18. lol, ive no idea pal, but i new the bugger would show his face once again, havent i stated in previous posts, the bigger hypocrite you are i life, the better you get on
  19. no thanks need my friend, you just take care
  20. sorry , that message was obviously for DANIEL CAIN , my appologies
  21. Hey up matey , i see you are off for new pastures, well from me i wish you and yours all the best, and once again, a very big thank you for your offer of help in the past, i myself have a letter in my hand from the oncology dept, colchester hospital, further to my recent pet scan, we are pleased to inform you, NO further evidence of malignancy atb daniel keith
  22. Francie my friend, why on earth would you be wondering where the fecker is, surely you have better things in life to do
  23. look, the only big cat thats on the prowl, was staring me in the face not long back, i like to leave my livimg room door open fresh air, but unless i offer it summat, the bugger hisses at me ,
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