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  1. iworkwhippets

    Rip

    Dame Maggie smith
  2. ive just had a thought, im 3 parts there, transitioned that it is, ive only got the one bollock, lol, but i still retain male thoughts
  3. It must be heartbreaking chatting someone up, only to find a throbbing Hampton staring at you
  4. Well that got me up off the settee and boy can I just cut the rug when I have to , I'm.all in now
  5. Lol, bugger yassen off
  6. Is it her that puts her shoes on wrong feet
  7. oh deary deary me, i credited you with more brains than most on here, apart from me that is, but i left more brain matter in my left testicle up at the hospital
  8. eh, i carry an ilegal tool, and it retracts , am i safe on the streets
  9. ang on, i say again ang on, you are a very clever, wind up chap, and ive fell for it with my constant replies, but unlike other silly billies, no more fro me have a nice day
  10. look, im up to the kybers in housework here, and if i hear any more about harsher sentences , i will get very annoyed ,
  11. a mandatory sentence of 10 years in jail, theres no fcukin room in jail, they are kicking folks out to make room fer the rioters, and those that are being released warly are still commiting crime, harsher sentencies, wont deter the brain dead , im going to hide behind my curtains now, and hope it goes away
  12. With all due respect my friend, we are going round in circles aren't we, and I'm going dizzy, these animals walking the streets, are in a completely different mind set to you an i they havent the brains, or do they care about sentencing , it will be necklacing next , wank governments, wank politicians, need i go on
  13. And who's gonna dish those sentences out eh, prat judges like him as give Hugh Edwards six months , to late I say countries broken
  14. Start somewhere like what, putting them in jail, that's a laugh,they are letting the buggers out before jailing em, harsher sentences, they haven't got the brains about the consequences , they don't give a monkies , it's to late, you can't win with the filth walking the streets now,
  15. Eh, talk sense man, are you on Giffgaff or summat.
  16. 2nd class citizens, how very true, and who's to blame eh, you , me us dozy Brits .well to all thats fallen in 2 world wars for this , once again i apologise
  17. Eh, there's nowt wrong wi woman, I'm.getting to the stage where I need attention, wonder if she would be interested
  18. iworkwhippets

    Mods

    what about me as mod, i would keep this place i order
  19. look nice they do, theres an owd bloke across road from me, its back slopes that much, its arse is nearly dragging on the floor,
  20. hello there, ive asked ARRY, if he fancies a lodger but hes not interested, the miserable beggar hes nowt else, what about you and mrs stavross, i will av owt as comes off her head, , if your not intersted, i will try elsewhere,
  21. just look at that, absolutely gorgeous, im near fainting here , im about to have an aldis beef pasty
  22. 853 pages of quality grub, and ive licked every page, eh, im bloody famished
  23. Eh, come again, you lot fell fer that, gullible is the word ,now look, greb greblets, fox digger, fox dropper, pewit, dung beetle, bladders, just you send me the bill, I'm not daft
  24. now look , dont you go worrying yourself over any fines that come along, there isnt a member on here that wont chip in, fer the entertainment you provide
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