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  1. iworkwhippets
    its bound to happen ray, folks wont put up with being locked away much longer, I can see riots and debauchery on a massive scale looming. I went shopping this morning, folks were within inches of me in the shop, nowt but gloom n doom on the way,
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    how do I cope, im fecked if I no, to late for me, ive completely lost it, im stood in a fekin big hole here I dug missen eh is there any help for me, ?
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    lol ya bringing back some happy times there pal, I remember it well. good owd days
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    fekin hell that's touched my very being has that my friend, how very true
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    Well its 3 am, and here I am straddling a mirror, what on earth for you may ask, cos that's the way I insert my supposotoris, I cant believe the amount of hair up the old anal, I hope ive brightened up your day, enjoy you breakfast
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    owd on just let me read that again,,, put your lady on line immediately Boris indeed, u cant go running about the fields shouting Boris,,, only joking matey, nice looking dog, have fun,,,, gerrin ya box boris
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    what in tarnation is an iphone. look I may be a wrinkly, but im with it, I have a dorro phone we a pull out aereol pay as u go, but I cant find were to insert my money in the phone
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    I had a bad fall in January, think I told you about it, ive not been the same since. I couldn't give a donc Daniel
  9. iworkwhippets
    and that's without it bending
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    im crackin u here lads, you will have to put up with me or ban me ive just looked down twixt my thighs, im proud to no missen
  11. iworkwhippets
    ang on theres more...... in my youth, I work down mosley common pit back in Lancashire, on my way up from the seam and into the showers, only t be greeted with an industrial bar of soap rammed up my jacksie, eh nowt wrong wi that and and ,,,, I was the only collier there that could balance a large pit towel on the end of my chopper
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    just realised sin im all on my own here now, when ive had a bath, there is no need for me to get dressed the privacy of my home and all that, thing is, ive only just realised how big the limb on my body is. eh
  13. iworkwhippets
    me me me me, ive got one for you, irregular bowel movements and treatments, eh
  14. iworkwhippets
    Tibetan yak cross pit bull id be happy wi that
  15. iworkwhippets
    id give out fer a pup right now as im back on my feet, to late now with this stay at home lark, im not going mental, I am mental. eh fek it take me now im ready,
  16. iworkwhippets
    I had one delivered from the hospital last week, its a zimmer frame I need eh, turned out nice again lol
  17. iworkwhippets
    cos of this virus, for last night I awoke with a horrible sweat, for I dreampt I had commited troilism with Margaret Rutherford. and phylis diller but they are both dead
  18. iworkwhippets
    is it still ok for me to self masterbate?
  19. iworkwhippets
    underlying health problems, sit back and cop fer this, varicose veins up to my piles, arthritic , terrible migraines, loss of hearing, my eyesights going, bells palsy, flatulence, with slight follow throughs, im half dead dead already eh
  20. iworkwhippets
    and quite right to, how can I get in touch we him, I thank you
  21. iworkwhippets
    I will have the one with the red collar,
  22. iworkwhippets
    Bung one over here
  23. iworkwhippets
    nowt wrong wi them pal, good luck with em
  24. iworkwhippets
    caught my eye to, oh go on then I will have it
  25. iworkwhippets
    crackers those are matey, all the best with em
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