bells palsy, I had that many years ago, the right side of my face dropped, I looked like Quasimodo, its all gloom n fekin doom, I put the tv on for company, I tell you one thing love, no one lives forever, pure cremations, eh, then on comes Debbie mgee, promoting some death cover or summat, change channels, together we will beat cancer, neighbour over the road stood at his back door, he doesn't look well, he says he don't feel well, so I told him go back to bed, I will check up on him later , now then that dirty big hole ive dug in my back garden, its still theer waiting, if I go chuck misse