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iworkwhippets

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  1. Yeh politely fek off. well look lads this condition ive got, ive been googling, my condition and its scary, ive diagnosed missen with bot fly disease , also memory loss, nowt wrong with my memory, ive just had Nuffield on the phone asking me if I shall be keeping my Saturday morning appointment, yes I says, and asks me for my mobile number and car registration, now ive had my owd jalopy bout 8 years , just hang on a minute love I will just go outside and get it for you
  2. ive been on the waiting list for months for this, got a phone call from my Nuffield hospital yesterday asking me if I could attend this coming Saturday at 9 20 am, certainly I says , then my doctor rang me up to confirm the appointment, so I says to him, wouldn't it be more beneficial to todays society to put me to sleep as in euthanasia don't talk silly mr .....y go keep the appointment
  3. do you know ive got a great sense of humour and a broad mind to match, but what the feks all that about, ive had enough of this sick world I have, ive said it before but I,ll be glad when the good lord takes me
  4. nobody should have to go through life we a name like conchi gago eh ?
  5. he needs to come here and see my lobby
  6. if them clips are for real, theres summat dreadfully wrong wi that bloke , how on earth has he made president, I could quite easily do the bloke a mischief twixt his thighs
  7. Melania is on her way out as well
  8. cos that lump of shite turning around dripping thick grease is a Tibetan yaks bum cheeks
  9. same here ive been in these parts gerrin on 30 years now, chippy down the village not been open long, sign outside boasting traditional English fish n chips, goes in, foreigners god knows weer theyre from, half the village on monkey dust or summat, theres only me normal in these parts
  10. I bet hes had a reet good snifter at her rugs
  11. My mind boggles as to what perverts get up to, the bigger pervert and b*****d you are In life the better you get on , right ive spent enough time on here im off to hoover my rug
  12. look ive not been following this lot in detail, lifes bad enough without looking fer more fekin gloom, but if this biden chaps, going round sniffin folks rugs, and fondling kids. how come Donald hasn't brought it up, or is it cos theres no proof, what a fekin state this worlds in, if I was to wake up in the morning heaving with maggots, you wouldn't hear me complain
  13. National lock down its already out of control
  14. eh, they dunna come much owder than me pal,, and I move my bowels every morning , 8 30 precise
  15. eh hello cum again, look pal I will bung you as many choccy biscuits you like, just you send that good lady of yours over to me
  16. keith, from the doctor after my stroke, well ive not done to bad over the year, increased my intake of fruit n veg, still had my fry ups, but this morning, im doing as ive been told and watching, a fry up sizzling away, consisting of, fried bread, mushrooms, 2 eggs, bacon, black pudding, beans, eh
  17. Came knocking on my door when my lady was ill, im not an ignorant person, so I listened to what they had to say. then I lost it n towd em fek off
  18. Been following this topic matey, let us know how he gets on
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