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iworkwhippets

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  1. want me come yours mate and stove his head in, im wellard
  2. lol I am a morbid owd git aren't I
  3. Theres this bloke lives direct opposite to me, he was at his back door yesterday morning at 8oclock, I asked him if hes ok , his reply was no and wished he could just go bed n die , I had a chat with him tried cheer him up, dunno if I did any good or not, I cant live his life for him, but how sad is that, and I bet hes not on his own
  4. like many others I don't live, I exist
  5. Next door neighbours middle aged couple, they don't owe me nowt, and we pass the time of day when they are in the back garden, they only moved in this summer I helped em move stuff, they have just passed my front window with there shopping, never think of asking if I need owt, I even cut their privets along with mine summer months shame really im a sociable bloke
  6. There isn't any, not round these parts anyways, couple of weeks ago, this young lad just lives a couple of doors away from me . asked me if I would run him up to the garage pick up his motor after an mot was done, I awreet pal no problems, ive just been shovelling snow from my front path, this lad I did the favour for was sat in his motor outside my house wi meat loaf thumping away on his radio, never thowt of asking me if I needed ant help. eh,
  7. im still crackin on wi life eh, it wunna get me
  8. Heavy here Staffordshire
  9. Nice one mate buzzard is it
  10. Thanks for that mate but I was just joking about forwarding my email address, but can you believe about 10 mins ago I had an automated phone call from bt, telling me they are going to cancel my email address cos its not been used for over 150 days or so, I had a feeling what the problem was, so I rang bt and they verified my thoughts, it was my late wifes email they were terminating
  11. They tried it on with me one day last week some gupta callede ony landline wanting my details must think I'm stupid or summat I told him I'm not giving out my bank details over the phone so I asked for him to provide me with an email address and then I would oblige him
  12. packed up 20 a day well over 12 months ago, I never give em a second thought, now can I ask you lads summat, why do drugs, ive never touched a drug in my life, why do you take em, cant you get through life without em or summat, why get high only to come back down to earth and reality, not long back I was invited into a neighbours house for a bevvy, fek me they were all at it , the air was that thick, I had to open his back door cos his dog was passing out, I mean at the moment, im stressed out to high heaven, must be an age thing I dunno
  13. keep em coming matey, crackin bird im enjoying your posts
  14. I bet your all googlin who the feks Margaret Rutherford
  15. I wouldn't say no to Margaret Rutherford, and shes dead
  16. ive not long been back from morrisons ive got my steredant
  17. same here charts never took out missen, a healthy mind, keeping thissen active, fresh air a decent diet, and your good to go, right im off now, im jusy doing a nice greasy fry up, watch your diet keith my doc says, well im watching black puddings sizzling in fat ive scraped off the oven floor
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