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iworkwhippets

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  1. All the best with it Ken, makes you happy , pleased for you
  2. I can see that bugger dragging you into that tank shortly
  3. I bet at this very moment, some pervert high on some shite will be wondering if he can beat 21 dead, thats the American mentality
  4. That's a come on sign to a nutter matey
  5. That gabby Hayes was a bugger
  6. Very nice indeed mate, cracking pups, all the best in finding good homes for them,
  7. Bolton riddled with Immigrants
  8. It's an expensive cup. Of coffee no doubt about it, I just go in Costa a couple of times a week, with my daughter, but considering times are hard money wise, it's as lways packed where we go
  9. summat like that mate, used to have nowt else back in my days, daughter took me in costa the other week, fer a coffee n a slice of cake, i got no change out of £20 i nearly passed out
  10. It sure is matey, as daft as it may sound, I never thowt day would come, when I took pleasure in having a Jimmy, ive just gotten in from feeding my foxy friends, I'm. Out with em for about an hour, I love it, four of em waiting for me, I'm sure the buggers would follow me inside if I let em. I enjoy my time with em, I really unwind, anyway lads Im going to get my head down now, I have an appointment with the practice nurse at noon, for a wound check, thank you
  11. Its only meeeeee , had my operation yesterday, its like having a hosepipe twixt my thighs now, my flow is that good, they sent me home wit a recuperation sheet, avoid an erection if possible, eh cos of the pain
  12. Thought I would join twofacebook a while back, load of saddos, I just deleted my account
  13. Woke up in the middle of the night empty my clog, first thing I do is turn the tell on sound was ok but no picture. I thought I'd gone blind or summat till I turned the light on. So I need a new tele now, I've got a small TV, but the screen on my new doro mobile is bigger
  14. I no mate they lost Im throwing a tantrum hear, no way to end a football match, neh mind eh
  15. ? Bugger off ya silly ? sausage, I'm watching the cup final come on Chelsea
  16. Jimmy Carr, he's not wired up right
  17. god im a greedy owd git, ive just eaten a hearty salad, and now ive got home made burgers on the go, i never put weight on though, ive said afore i can shidt a tata more than a pig, and still retain my youthfull figure, theres more lard on ted lune
  18. well look lads, i can either sit here feeling sorry for myself, or fek it and just get on with what i have, some days like us all, we get downers, but like i say, its absolutely gorgeous here, so im making the most of it, what will be will be eh, arry
  19. Hey up lads, what a lovely day we have here in colchester, ive not long been back from having a covid test prior to my hope i find you all in good health, op next tuesday, so im outside on the garden with a nice salad, watching the blue tits bomb in n out the nest box i put up for em last year, hope i find you all in good health ta ta fer now
  20. Starmer n johnson, are going anywhere mate, the bigger the hypocrite you are in life, the better you get on.. fact
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