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to be honest with you mate, perhaps i did
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eh comparing me to a dog , im fillin up here, weers walshie
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A true story is this lads, i think ive put the topic up before, but a few weeks back, paul my neighbour, hes from belfast, moved here same time as me, a good bloke, and hes had it rough, theres a hole in his head from an operation, you could fit ya fist in, anyhow cut a long story short, as i say a while back, he come knocking at my door, do i want owt from the shop, yeh mate bring us some tea bags, an hr later he comes knocking at my door with and i kid u not, i will never posy owt on here i cant back up, 12 yes 12 sausage rolls from gregs, eh, he swore blind id ordered them. anyhow i
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cheers lads i listen to what u say, and thank you, theres not long ago been a smell of someone cooking, ants turned me on, cos i love my grub, a spud more than a pig, so i went down the hallway, paul, a good lad, but like rest of em here not all there , hes doing birds eye burgers in his frying pan the fat must be inches deep and honestly its black, im sure its castrol hes using
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I must be on a different planet than you lot, first off, just let me congratulate you all on your very tasty, and well presented dishes, i honestly can remember the time, i could turn my hand to anything in the kitchen, but now, look i like a couple of boiled egges fer my breakfast, i cant even get that right, either fekin solid or raw, reet, thats me all grovelled out, if i send u my address and a doggy bag, owt doing i mean that mixed grill of our arry, to die for, and that lump of steak from green lurchers, eh i could eat that bugger raw just look at it, im on all fours hear with hunger
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im not joking now lads, but those aldi chicken n veg, ive had some tackle in my mouth in my lifetime, a nice golden looking crusty top. i thowt yes. opened it up , i needed somebody to borrow me there false teeth, chicken like rubber, ive binned em, im just doing missen a prawn cocktail
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i give up i do, just look at that mouth watering plate of goodness, ive just put two aldi chicken and veg pies in the oven, well. i tell a lie, the buggers have been in about 30 mins, will they rise will they buggery im bloody famished
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boy could i just shift that wi some chips, i thowt arry put some decent grub up, but that takes some beating, dunna tell arry though mate
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Give the old grey matter a rest lads, your gonna end up in a mental institution like me if you arent careful, go do some housework or summat give ya partners a break, take ya dogs out, by the way, i won £1 25 in the lounge past night playing rummicub wi rest of the jerries
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will have to make this quick, but im there now doing my bit, flew from merville barracks this morning, at the moment im under severe pressure, im coming tatiana fear not must go lads wish me well.
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better than being stuck indoors pal
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looks and sounds good to me pal, get stuck in and enjoy
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Well it won't be me, I'm. In the lounge tonight with the rest of the gerries big game of rummicub or summat, crisps n pop chucked in
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Me to dildo, eh, nasty pc of work I am, I'll sort the buggers out
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Eh, i thowt my number was up in the middle of the night, i woke up with terrible stomach pains, so i bunged a couple of ginsters pasties down me, that did the trick rip shane
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Its a ginger tom that comes visit me, well for the food i give it, it spent most of last night curled up on a chair in my living room, its company, i give it what the cat wants, in return i get company
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Just watching the news, absolutely atrocious, civilian areas bombed to fcuk children blown to bits, it's got to me has this I'm. Getting to the point were I'm ashamed to call missen a human being, shame on Russia, no fckin need for it, I got to telling missen, it's an age thing that's getting to me, not so though I'm just a decent human being what a bloody awful state the world is in at the moment, wouldn't u all agree when will it all end, wheres the good news for gods sake jesus christ
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Watched him and his brother on the news, with his money, he could have just buggered off , good man he is
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Shows you just how naive i am charts, id never even heard of starbucks , or costa till i moved here, as for my daughter, shes always at work, different areas of colchester, the traveling takes up most of her day, so when we get time together, well, whatever she wants, im her dad, say no more , any way, thank you for your comment mate
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i like a trip down costas fer a coffee fer me n my daughter , gets me out the house fer a while, a coffee each,and a slice of cake£16 its always choc a bloc, i thowt times were hard
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Those chinkys will eat out thats going, i meant to say in my last post this ginger tom sneaks into my living room on occasions. kips down on a chair, but i couldnt do it any harm.
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Think ive mentioned this before, but on a nice day . like today, i have my front door open fer fresh air, its ajar ? now so the bugger will no doubt show its face, so mushey, are u suggesting i give it some humpy
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Good old days indeed matey, never to be seen again, my daughter occasionally brings me fish chips n mushy peas, £ 10
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It's nowt laugh at lads smash ya faces in ?
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Called in at the chip shop on my way home from shopping yesterday lunch time fer fish n chips, I asked the bloke as he wrapped them.could he please use an extra sheet of paper to wrap them to keep them warm. As I. Had a fair way to walk home no sir he replied so. I told him. Keep the buggering fish n ? he ordered me out the shop. Told me never to come back again ?
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