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  1. jesus christ, that doesnt sound good at all does it lads, i honestly dont believe im reading all this stuff, one member on here on another topic, said about me, keith you are comiming to the end of your life, its the next generation thats gonna cop for whats to come which is true, now today, is a day i wont be seeing my daughter, but wyat terrible thoughts are running through my head at the moment, well ive could go on n on on this topic, but if my daughter wasnt on the scene, neither would i be, i honestly do not want to live in a world with nowt but fekin misery about to come, thats eno
  2. I'm having a lie, let me know if he pushes the button won't ya
  3. That was my mate, i just sat n watched ?
  4. There's this lady got an upstairs flat keeps herself to herself, I was told she was ukranian, so last night being the gentleman I am, I went upstairs to offer her some comfort, turned out she's Iranian
  5. On top of all that, I've not seen a meercat advert fer yonks ?
  6. Ya not thinking [BANNED TEXT] I'm. Thinking are u Terry, when the lights go out again all over the world , is it worth me sticking s fray bentos in for supper or no
  7. looks good to me that does pal, im fixated wi some of these dishes on here, ive not long put missen a hollands steak n kidney pie in the oven, on the shelf, ive just been n checked on it, the crust is still on the shelf, rest of it is on the oven floor, smokin
  8. proper gentleman you are greyman, thank you , weer do i find my pulse
  9. Hello, ive been doin all sorts of dancing fer years, thats one of the reasons im still here at the age of 77, im into lindy hop at the moment, keeps ya supple n fit
  10. i wonder if she would be interested in me, if i got in contact we her, ive nowt lose eh lads, a brief description of missen, bobby charlton haircut, flowing from left to right, varicose veins, up to my piles, cant see very well, incontinent, unsteady on my pins, tootheles but i can suck like a goodun, i will stop at that, im running missen down
  11. same with me pal, im not daft
  12. when paddy met sally , i remember that programme
  13. fair comment daniel, yet again it must be an age thing with me, but all as i see when i turn on the tele, is youngsters lying dead with there parents on the sidewalk, old folk, trying to get away from the shelling, anyways, what do i no eh, keep well matey
  14. Come on Daniel, hardly nonsense my friend, familys lying dead on the street, civilians being targeted, terrible weather conditions, homeles, starving, need I go on
  15. brought back some memories there pal, times ive listened to the music as you say on a cold and blowy winters day , thanks for sharing
  16. Bigger tits on. Eunice, granted they are resting on her knee caps, but she is in her eighties
  17. Just watching the news, family's murdered, dead kiddies in the street
  18. You get what you pay for I suppose matey like owt else, I used to get my eggs from Morrisons they were OK it's just I'm into my boiled eggs at the moment, thanks anyways, keep well.
  19. I've passed comment before our Arry about your eggs ? looking ? but I get mine from aldi, and cop fer this I tell no lie, when I'm boiling my eggs they stand erect in the boiling water, I've even shown this to my daughter, she says that they are going off or summat, but I'm that hungry when I crawl out my pit I dunna care even some shell goes down my neck
  20. im crackin up missen here jamie
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