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It's not often I use a carvery, only when I'm to bone idle to cook fer missen, when asked if I'd like a giant Yorkshire pud, I say id like two please on top of one another, he looks confused, but leaves room on my plate fer whatever,
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Hey up it's that silly little man from Blighty, we a Blight on Spain,, Nope mummy didn't forget ya birthday, she was very upset at the DRUG raged text you sent her on the night you got a good thumping when someone tried to steal thine watch , Helloooo
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Forgot to add silly me, Toby carvery is were I ended up
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Got missen out on my bike, down country lanes, no one about, beautiful, of I never step through my door again I will never forget this afternoon, must be an age thing, but I'd forgotten just what was out there,
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Is she dead yet or what ,
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Helloooo can ya hear me mother
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Last night I made missen comfy on my old faithful settee, to watch botofogo, and AC Milan, eh, best bit of footy I've seen in a long time, anyhow, I dropped off, i woke up at just turned 2am , I'd once again rolled deep into the very depths of owd faithful, I just couldn't get missen out, next time I looked at my watch ,just turned six, it took me nearly 20i mins get on my feet , I'm worn out I tell ya, but,, I'm still standing
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Born 1944 Cunter
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Not even a turd to disect
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Look, unlike me cunter, , Damp patch is clearly a bit tapped , he's never bin reet up top sin he shaved his bonce, he's no more seen a panther, than I've seen my bell end in last couple of years , diving into a bed of nettles fer a piss, come on eh
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Correct, I thought there was only me thinking along those lines, let em come along wi the rest, Homes and benefits awaiting
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Go and have a wank then, you train wrecked pleb, , ha ha ha ha
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I've blocked a few on here , you effin saddo , there's nobody gets more stick on here , blocking folks never entered my head, I bet like the rest of you silly buggers are still sucking on mummies tit I've more spunk in my one remaining bollocks, than you have in your entire body
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FFS grow up, how can I block someone, if you can't handle comments comments , fek off , I've f****n read it all now
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Hes still on the throne and bedding ludmila
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Every morning as far back as I can remember, at precisely 6 44 , constant bowel movements, and thats me me done till following day, that's cos I'm normal , solid ones may i add , Helloooo
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Picture this, MelB, soaks his doofers in ice cold water
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Same as Wilf, it's absolutely baking here , but I love it, sun belting through my windows early morning, breakfast out in the garden in just my shorts, cheers me right up
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It's all gloom n doom , Israel, gazza, Iran bombs going off all over fekin place , Russia Ukraine , boatloads of foreigners arriving daily, rapes, brize Norton gets a paint job, no bangers snorting cage bird droppings , damp.patch obsessed wi.nettles I could go on n on, but I'm.depressing missen , so my question is, in light of this assisted, kicking the bucket business, should I top.missen now, or wait till.my pension goes in at midnight tonight ,meanwhile, I will make missen a mug of bangers . Thank you
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Look, outs possible if tha puts ya mind to it, look at that chap Fagan , gets into the queen's bedroom, eh, she was lucky she didn't get a good lathering, eh
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Hellooo, anyone come over all peculiar ,fcukin belter half this forums members are a bit tapped, , I'm.awreet though
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Not long been back from Southwold., bloody baking, I had to comb my Bobby Charlton comb over to the left stop my.bonce baking Hello
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Who says they don't, I was having my breakfast at 4 35 this morning , did some washing and housework , then on my bike around country lanes, it's beautiful here called in at paper shop, fer a few bits, had a good Chinwag wi owner, going for a swim later on,, we all get our good n.bad days in life, fer me, today is a good one both mentally n.physicaly , so I make the most of it, eh innit. Nearly 1000, of foreign peeps arrived yet again on our third world shores , fcuk it,
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I can guarantee , you don't have paraCites
