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  1. deadlyshot
    I think his music is great also his dancing: believe what you want to believe as there is nothing to actually prove what he has been accused off so until there is I like the music dancing and things he done for charity that's it if he was proven to be a wrongen then fair enough
  2. deadlyshot
    the law aint got nothing better to do mate: but don't let em spoil your Christmas mate have a good one
  3. deadlyshot

    I made a romantic meal for my wife and called out " honey, dinners ready " I then heard the moaning of sexual pleasure as she replied " mmmm , just coming baby " and she let out a giggle. So I walked into lounge to find her lying naked on sofa, seductively stroking her pussy " Why dont you make me come " she purred. So I punched her in the face and screamed " f*****g DINNER . . NOW ! "

    1. stabba

      stabba

      lol lol

       

    2. rob190364

      rob190364

      brilliant!

    3. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      mind you if i got an offer like that from my mrs i think id have to take it lol

  4. deadlyshot
    “A hungry dog hunts best”“If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth.
  5. deadlyshot
    "In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog."
  6. deadlyshot
    some good runs there mate
  7. deadlyshot
    thats better
  8. deadlyshot

    just got in from having a mooch with the terrier nothing tonight saw more people than i would of liked to at this time of night

  9. deadlyshot
    yes mate nice i can see you done really well cant see nothing mate
  10. deadlyshot

    sister spent £800 quid getting her car fixed last week its now in a ditch what a knob lol

  11. deadlyshot

    Anyone got any wormers for sale I did see someone had some up for say the other week but I didn't realise that I didn't have any left let's me know if you do cheers

    1. paulus

      paulus

      donnyc

    2. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      That was it I'll pm him see if he got any left cheers paulus

  12. deadlyshot
    Ungutted does that make it go bad
  13. deadlyshot
    I'm not home at mo so I have hung it head up ungutted for the moment is this ok
  14. deadlyshot
    hi all what do i do with this pheasant my dog killed it today do i pluck it and gut it now advice please not done one of these before i you hadn't noticed
  15. deadlyshot
    thats what i was thinking not fit enough but she didnt really do a great deal today i usually take mine out hours on end mind you still only 13 months old but also fed well probably unlike my sisters just a cheap biscuitand no shes not over weight ministick999
  16. deadlyshot
    well i shit myself when this started happening as i was in middle of nowhere and its not my dog id don't think this has happened to her before but i will pass all message on to my sister and talk about insurance mine is due to renew in January anyone know a good insurer im currently using aa and thanks (nip2)
  17. deadlyshot
    just been out with my terrier & my sisters terrier hers is about six year old and normally she will work cove all day long she must of been out with me 1hr to 1 1/2 and i had to pick her up and walk home as she was falling over could not even stand up surely she shouldn't be knackered surely any ideas
  18. deadlyshot

    A Scotsman and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly. The undertaker said it will cost £5000 to ship her home or £50 to bury her here. The husband said ship her home. The undertaker said "but Sir why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money." The husband said "listen here pal, a long long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead....... Shes goin f****n home!"

    1. rob190364

      rob190364

      Brilliant!!!

    2. Malt

      Malt

      Brilliant!

  19. deadlyshot

    Just back from a friends funeral who drowned last week. I took a load of abuse for my floral tribute in the shape of a lifebelt, but as i told everyone at the service.. "It's what he would have wanted"

    1. PIL

      PIL

      pmsl

  20. deadlyshot

    my wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that help you get an erection.you should of seen her face when i came back and tossed her some slimming pills.

    1. markmccann

      markmccann

      excellent

       

    2. chris k

      chris k

      lmao

       

  21. deadlyshot
    I HAVE A NIKON D40 WITH A NIKON DX VR 55-300MM BUT EVEN THAT IS NOT THAT CLOSE IS THERE MUCH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS AND THE 70-300MM ONE?
  22. deadlyshot
    yeah you dont get many people helping others out Top bloke pmd you bearinator
  23. deadlyshot
    Id love the chance Ive heard donny c i think is the bloke only what ive heard
  24. deadlyshot
    My pal has phoned me as his bitch got lined today, if she takes and you want a pup out of working stock I'll get you 1, border/lake x russell/lake. The sire is out of my old dog and the dam is a locally bred bitch both give 100%, I'm getting a bedlington pup when my other mate breeds his or I would of took the pup for myself. The offer is there though pal Thanks for all reply's so far. And BEARINATOR that is a very good offer from you and i would jump at the offer mate i really would here comes the but. but i cant take it mate as i dont know what im doing to be honest its all good me read
  25. deadlyshot
    Fell terriers were devloped in the hills of northern england
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