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  1. deadlyshot
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47HoiM0Au8 did any of you see this
  2. deadlyshot
    its america they only got bottle when they got guns other than that drug dealer well he prob more than likely did have a gun straight for Adams apple should of been the but saying that you hit the black guy the all the white lot would the be helping the black guy cause its not right being horrible to other races is
  3. deadlyshot
    is that posted mate
  4. deadlyshot

    ‎12 gold hoops..11 weeks on bail ... 10 Richmond kingsize ... 9pm curfew... 8 bruised ribs .... 7 different dads 6 grams of m.Kat ... 5 sovereign rings ... 4 stolen iPhone's.... 3 ASBOS ... 2 much to drink and a brand new STD ..... Todays xmas carol

  5. deadlyshot

    My Wife called me a "sick twisted" pervert earlier after she went upstairs to use the computer and found Jizz on the mouse. "Our children touch that" she screamed!..................To be fair though most of the sawdust had soaked it up and they never clean the little c**t out anyway!

  6. deadlyshot
    cheers i did wonder if other collars work with the mk3 receiver need to shed some light on it if thats the case how much you wanting
  7. deadlyshot
    no one got a collar they want to sell me then
  8. deadlyshot

    That's the last time I use my Sean Connery accent to tell a girl to sit on my face.

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      mish muney penny.your fannies shtinking

    2. Lab

      Lab

      lol....

    3. mattydski

      mattydski

      very good

       

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  9. deadlyshot

    Bloke at the races whispers to Paddy, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy says, "No thanks, I've only got a small garden".

  10. deadlyshot

    The top 8 things women should say to men: 1.Im bored lets shave my snatch.. 2.Are you sure you have had enough to drink.. 3. That fart was awesome drop another.. 4. Course ill swallow its lush. 5.No its ok you watch porn ill toss you off after ive washed these dishes 6.Are you still shagging that girl at work. 7.Just for a change stick it in my arse 8Marraige! no f*****g way...

    1. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      Sadly calsberg dont do these type of girlfriends but thailand does

    2. reddawn

      reddawn

      9. no its okay i dont need any money to go shopping

    3. just jack

      just jack

      haha

      move over big

      COCK!!

  11. deadlyshot
    need a mk3 collar anyone got one spare or unwanted let me know cheers
  12. deadlyshot

    can i have some advise on what is a good fairly long lasting lamp xmas is on its way so i need to send my list into the big fella lol

    1. long dogs

      long dogs

      if your after range get a blitz,but the striker as a good beam.lasts for hours on 17ah battery

    2. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      cheers bud

    3. robwelsh

      robwelsh

      the higher the amp battery the longer it lasts, and depends on wattage of the bulb, blitz are 100w, strike 75w, and lance 50w, i think , my mates striker got 22ah battery to it, and you could leave it on full beam allnight nd still would be ok

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  13. deadlyshot

    how do you make a cat go woof ? pour petrol over it then light it.

  14. deadlyshot

    harsh i know but have you heard that gary speed has brought out a range of shirt bit tight round the neck but great hanging up! (rip gary speed)

    1. just jack

      just jack

      tut tut

    2. blan89

      blan89

      too soon lol

    3. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      I only forward these jokes i dont make them up

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  15. deadlyshot
    Also if it's just built of breeze blocks I'd get some water proofer and roll or spray it on the outside as you will get damp through the Walls then rotting will take place then you got to start again
  16. deadlyshot
    Celotex then ply Obvioulsy need bit of stud work to screw board to
  17. deadlyshot
    thats what i was looking at but i wanted peoples views on it first incase it was a load of shit
  18. deadlyshot
    As I say I'm not worried bout money just a review on some of the books but it don't sound like you have brought any yourself
  19. deadlyshot
    Not being tight but there is also a £60 ones too
  20. deadlyshot
    Hi all I'm looking to buy some books to read all about terriers really but I can't find any reviews on them So I've been looking on www.darcybooks.com just wondered if I could have your views on them please as they are pricey books just to buy.
  21. deadlyshot

    Can Anyone tell me or guide me what good books I can buy about dog breeds and there uses

    1. markmccann

      markmccann

      go onto amazon books and they review books and show you some of the pages inside so you have a fair idea what the best book to suit you is

    2. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      Cheers mate nice one

  22. deadlyshot
    would of loved the chance but too far away good offer though mate
  23. deadlyshot

    great joys of working in south london none at all there is more people in are skip that there is in the local tesco

    1. paulus

      paulus

      recycling...lol

    2. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      No they taking all the tiny bits of wire they even took my old bottle of coke lol

  24. deadlyshot

    great joys of working in south london none at all there is more people in are skip that there is in the local tesco

  25. deadlyshot

    Urgent Advise for all ginger girls. Dont have a Brazilian your fanny will look like a fishfinger

    1. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      They taste better than they smell actually but yeah not the best taste lol

    2. old timer123

      old timer123

      bit garlicky ginger pussy m,e thinks lol lol

    3. just jack

      just jack

      haha,

      or a dead goldfish?????

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