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deadlyshot

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  1. get a tight toothed comb and just give a comb over after you have taken her out then give her either spot on or spray
  2. just wondered do i have to skin my rabbits before i freeze them and also how much of a rabbit do you feed your ferrets as i chop mine into 6 sections as in 2 back legs 2 front legs and chest then cut the body into 2 but now my freezer is maxed out and still have two rabbits left
  3. Heres she is watching the dog and heres the dog watching them and last of all the two little devils
  4. Heres she is watching the dog and heres the dog watching them
  5. Heres my jill with her wel earn dinner for the week as it was another hot day!
  6. U won't b hearin from me for a while, police are investigating me for stealing pool inflatables...... I got a lilo I've just tied the knot and I'm so happy..... Now all that's left to do is, just kick the chair she's standing on and I'm a free man!!! I was horrified to find a grey pubic hair on my ballbag this morning. Thankfully it was one of my Nan's.
  7. People say "nothing lasts forever". Try wanking over Susan Boyle!

    1. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      U won't b hearin from me for a while, police are investigating me for stealing pool inflatables...... I got a lilo

       

      I've just tied the knot and I'm so happy.....

      Now all that's left to do is, just kick the chair she's standing on and I'm a free man!!!

       

      I was horrified to find a grey pubic hair on my ballbag this morning. Thankfully it was one of my Nan's.

       

  8. A man tells his wife "When you take your bra off, you look 10 years younger." "Do I?" says the wife, smiling. "Absolutely - your tits sag so much they pull the wrinkles out of your face." My mate just asked what ringtone I have! I answered "Never really looked, but probably a light brown!" Paddy bursts into the benefits office. ''ive been ringing 0800 1730 for 2 f*****g days why dont you answer your b*****d phone?!!''....girl replies ''those are the opening times you daft c**t'' ....... How unlucky is my sister, hasnt had sex with men for years in case of disease. She's just ca
  9. A man tells his wife "When you take your bra off, you look 10 years younger." "Do I?" says the wife, smiling. "Absolutely - your tits sag so much they pull the wrinkles out of your face."

    1. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      Paddy bursts into the benefits office. ''ive been ringing 0800 1730 for 2 f*****g days why dont you answer your b*****d phone?!!''....girl replies ''those are the opening times you daft c**t'' .....

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  10. begginer i am and yep it will be the next thing on my list
  11. Paddy wife gave birth to triplets!!! "how in gods name did that happen says paddy???" his wife replies "remember the night i was very dry and we had no vaseline so we used 3 in 1 oil???" holy jaysus says paddy, i'm f*****g glad we did'nt use wd40!!!"

  12. You have to keep them keen, or they start to take longer lunch breaks and we cant be having that now can we!
  13. :laugh: well done mate it was hot today i was out aswell loved the banter between you and your employees
  14. i had two kills today in a warren we set today! which my jill doesn't usually do either
  15. just got back from an invite from a generous member on here doing a bit of ferreting on his permission not a bad day ended up finishing with six rabbits and a couple of escapees and two kill down under so lost the two ferrets for a while due to not having collars but they will be the next thing om my list to get. so a thank you alex [unlacedgeco]
  16. try this it may help www.craftycreatures.com/forferretsonly/ask_angela/tail_hairloss.html
  17. I brought a dog comb that is actually for removing loose hair so the teeth on the comb was pretty close together and my dog got in feasted somehow so i just combed her with that and gets them out a treat every time i even used it on my ferret the other day pukka thing really just make sure the head is out then once removed give a dose of frontline you should be sorted
  18. My Boss said to me,"Why do you come out in a rash every time i give you your wages?" I said"Its because im allergic to f*****g peanuts" Treating the woman to one of those fish home spa treatments. f*****g expensive though... Piranhas ain't cheap! I shoved some grapes up my girlfriends arse during kinky sex last night, she didn't scream or anything... Just let out a little wine. I never wanted to believe that my Dad stole from his job as a road worker but when I got home, all the signs were there. So I'm in a the bar and this little Chinese guy is stood at the side of me, so I
  19. my Boss said to me,"Why do you come out in a rash every time i give you your wages?" I said"Its because im allergic to f*****g peanuts

    1. Attack Fell Terrier

      Attack Fell Terrier

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Cracker! lol

  20. cor for a minute there i thought i was reading my own post :laugh: i think that about mine mines like that but she chases them but stops when they have ran into the bushe then she runs round the bush like a bloody fairy :laugh:
  21. your better of setting a trap mate when i let mine out and they do a dissapering act i make a squeaking sound with my lips or on the back of my hand and they theny finaly find there way back atb on getting them back just want to make sure a bird of prey dont get them
  22. Im glad we agree Not my thing at all, i like to see a skilled fight I do skill fighting myself this is what im training at moment pretty cool shit i think anyway
  23. yeah you know that lol mental makes me cringe watching some of thoes
  24. there proper fights though unskilled yes morons yes deluded yes f****d up yes but there not your little pussy fights but f**k fighting with one of those nutters anyway lol
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