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  1. SANTA CLAUS: . 1. Wears red... 2. Good at breaking into houses... 3. Has loads of electrical goods that nobody can trace... 4. Drives an unlicensed vehicle... 5. Only does one day's work a year... . Lapland my arse - he's a f****n Scouser!

  2. get to essex mate then yeah need a hand
  3. Yeah cheers bearinator that would be great just drop me a message mate any time
  4. I'm in essex but prob too far away from you it usually is lol
  5. I'll put in this topic too anyone want a days ferreting tomorrow
  6. I'd love to do a bit of ratting myself but no luck in getting anywhere or anyone to do some I thought a few more people would of jumped at the chance aswell as I always see people asking
  7. as stated in another post ive got a bit of new permmision not massive 3 fileds and a little wooded area if anyone intrested let me know its a oppotunity for anyone that is just starting out or for an experinced person own equipment needed
  8. Hi all as stated in another post that i got a bit of new pemision 3 fileds a a little vwoodland area im going to to check it out this satarday if anyone fancys a day ferreting heres a oppotunirty for someone either just starting or experenced must have own equipment cant promise a good day or bad day take it as it comes
  9. if it was already dead i wouldn't let mine dog eat it but my dog eats every thing it kills other than mice why i cant answer that
  10. deadlyshot

    smoker

    thanks ill try it, can you buy it boiled? or do you have to boil it yourself? yeah you can by it boiled mate any hardware garden centre will have it or try ebay
  11. what ferret finder do you lot reccomend ive been looking at the debden ones but they are a reddiculous amount of money whats your thoughts
  12. deadlyshot

    smoker

    try boiled linseed oil it does catch fire but the trick is not to keep pumping the oil through till it squirts out the end. get the pressure there then it should smoke then soon as smoke dies down give it another pump or so and it should not catch fire its when you keep pumping it the oil squirts out and thats what catches fire
  13. just went out for a mooch with the dog and just bagged some ferreting permission not massive but 3 fairly big fields and a woodland but permission is permission at end of day so well chuffed
  14. I shagged my best mates wife last night and now I feel awful!!! I reckon she must of had the flu or something

    1. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      A man donates blood to his wife after she is badly injured. A few years later they go through a bitter divorce and demands his blood back! so she throws a tampon in his face! and says "there you go you miserabale c**t ill pay you back monthly!" and the moral of this story is even if a woman eventually pays you back what she owes there will ALWAYS be a string attached!

  15. Finally back of holiday from turkey wouldnt go again i thought a holiday is were you go to relax and have everyone run round for you not turkey they lazy barstards so glad to be home :)

    1. paulus

      paulus

      skeggy next time then....lol

    2. deadlyshot

      deadlyshot

      maldives i think lol

  16. off to turkey now lads hope you all have a good week whith whatever type of hunting you do and have sucsses

    1. judge2010
    2. shaunpauls7

      shaunpauls7

      went to turkey last year enjoyed it, enjoy your holiday bud

  17. Scientists have found that dogs and humans share the same DNA. This would explain why my wife is a bitch, my kids hate a bath and, if I could, I would lick my own balls

  18. try this place helped me out! http://www.cameraworld.co.uk/index.asp
  19. when looking for a camera its not the mega pixels you want to worry about unless your going to be blowing your pictures right up as you cant tell the difference after the 10 million pixel. I got my first dslr a month or so and fount that the body you dont have to worry bout to much either if your a first timer. as the quality of the picture is from the lens that is what imo advise you to do is get the best lens you can i brought myself a 2nd hand nikon d40 body which came with the standard 55mm lens with vr of course which bout 200 quid but i then got myself a refurb nikon dx 55-300mm vr
  20. I had a brand new electronic garage door installed last week. It's voice controlled and opens when it hears my wife's voice. To be honest I haven't seen the f*****g thing shut yet.

    1. rob190364

      rob190364

      so, how much was the garage door? HAHAHAHAHAHA! definitely a gorp.

    2. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      The joke was pish but Judge making a c**t of himself was comedy gold.

    3. judge2010

      judge2010

      your the ones making c**ts of yourselves lol

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  21. how long will that last ive tried putting a whole one in but they just drag it into there bedding a just cause lots of flys and wasps
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