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	SANTA CLAUS: . 1. Wears red... 2. Good at breaking into houses... 3. Has loads of electrical goods that nobody can trace... 4. Drives an unlicensed vehicle... 5. Only does one day's work a year... . Lapland my arse - he's a f****n Scouser! 
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	I shagged my best mates wife last night and now I feel awful!!! I reckon she must of had the flu or something - 
	
	
		  A man donates blood to his wife after she is badly injured. A few years later they go through a bitter divorce and demands his blood back! so she throws a tampon in his face! and says "there you go you miserabale c**t ill pay you back monthly!" and the moral of this story is even if a woman eventually pays you back what she owes there will ALWAYS be a string attached! 
 
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	Finally back of holiday from turkey wouldnt go again i thought a holiday is were you go to relax and have everyone run round for you not turkey they lazy barstards so glad to be home  
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	off to turkey now lads hope you all have a good week whith whatever type of hunting you do and have sucsses 
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	I had a brand new electronic garage door installed last week. It's voice controlled and opens when it hears my wife's voice. To be honest I haven't seen the f*****g thing shut yet. - 
	
	
		  so, how much was the garage door? HAHAHAHAHAHA! definitely a gorp. 
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		  The joke was pish but Judge making a c**t of himself was comedy gold. 
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		  your the ones making c**ts of yourselves lol 
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