my first car was an old "71" ford cortina mk3 that cost me all of £45, the gloss had gone from the paintwork, and if ya dragged ya hand across it, you'd have a blue hand, but it was my pride and joy, being my first car, and me knowing feck all bout motors, me and my bird (then wife) then (ex wife) thank god, were driving along when some kids shouted that we were on fire, we wernt, but we were smoking!!!!! like something out of james bond and this was the escape fog, anyway pulled over and stuck a whole gallon of oil into the engine, remember thinking, bloody hell cars drink alot of oil, of