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NEWKID

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  1. Done a ratting job on a small chicken farm about 15 years back, they had 2 pharaoh hounds, first time id seen one...smart looking things, the couple ended up taking my mates old lurcher when he retired him, spent the rest of his days on a sofa with 2 useless foreign hounds as company...lol
  2. I left them some scraps Bob..
  3. ?.... "you just know he is a grubby, dirty little fag who wanted to get ridden and did and because the geezer probably just spunked up him, left and never looked back he got upset and made up a story the drama queen. f**k him, I hope he gets aids ! " That right there is the language of love... ??
  4. And who said "romance is dead"....
  5. Had a few bits out of the veg patch today, nice few potatoes... Done a ploughman's...was bloody nice!
  6. I'm his agent, 80% cut of all earnings...a letter has been sent! Lol
  7. If nothing else you've got to admire his stubborness and firm self belief... he might be a complete and utter buffoon, self indulgent, blustering twat... but he thinks he's Churchill and that's all that matters! lol
  8. Watched that tonight, decent cast and not bad film...reminded me a bit of layer cake...
  9. Bloody hell mate, you've been gone a while....hope you're well Oh....no idea about fishing ulswater or the lakes at all...lol
  10. Its mental ain't it! One lad drove a tractor in tonight, proper farm lad..lol.. Fin got a lift in his mates dads defender, with 3 of his mates....he don't give a shit about any of the faff...was gonna get a bus there and walk up..
  11. I also "chauffeured" a friend of ours to her wedding in it... f***ing thing overheated half way to the venue.. had to pull over and let it cool down... her and her dad sat in the back of this banger and me pretending I knew what I was doing (I'm shit with engines/cars not my thing)... got her there, fashionably late... lol
  12. Won't see mine till tomorrow now mate.... they're all kipping in a barn...lol
  13. Was her choice...strange one that girl! Lol
  14. My eldest is 24 this year, she had a prom... I took her in my old man's Morris minor... her mates were in limos etc... Never knew about it before then though...
  15. He knows the score.. no grandkids till I'm 60! Lol
  16. Dunno about a success mate, I have a go and a grafter maybe...but loads of failures...lol I'm proud of my kids though, they are decent and well mannered, and don't follow the crowd..I like that..
  17. Shit show from the school mate... they've finished school now but the school still had to have a last show of authority...wankers! Fair play to your lad though, have a beer with his new best mate... the lad I fought with at least once a week at school is still my best mate now, I was his best man and we've had many good and interesting times together...lol
  18. 75 of them going to a mates place after.. a big barn party... God I wish I was young again..lol
  19. She would say that.. lol
  20. Fin don't do suits etc...fair play to him..
  21. Bloody hell BB, that's terrible, I'm sorry to hear that mate...every parents worst nightmare... I hope you and yours are bearing up mate..
  22. Amazing what she done as she was dying, raising £7m... RIP
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