3 mice were sitting in a bar having a good discussion about who is the bravest and hardest of the 3 1st mouse, while sipping his drink say's, "when i go and steal the cheese out of the mouse trap and it goes off, i bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room" second mouse says "thats f**k all, every morning as soon as i step out of bed i rack my self up a line of rat poison and have a big snort to start the day" 3rd mouse sits quietly and finishes his beer, then gets up and begins to walk out of the pub, the other 2 mice ask where he's going, he said "going home to f**k the cat"