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smithie

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  1. would have no shame in wearing a poppy and i put 2 quid in the collection box that was on reception at work but i did refused a poppy. 2 quid is not a lot but if i take a poppy somebody else might not put in the box if the poppy's have run out. i always refuse the poppy,s, pens, stickers etc no matter what the charity is .
  2. solved it for you bud http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/folklore/will-o-the-wisp.html
  3. ive been pestering mr wilks to post these pictures as i really like this pfs. for one reason or another im doing it so here they are the core nice isnt it..
  4. might go back to time i got done for drink drive and pop the car tyres...
  5. good of you to help out walshie.. bob will be happy with the help unfortunatly my fishing days are well behind me now and i like my fish to be in batter
  6. as a rule i dont poach as i have than enough land to go out on but one day i was offered a trip out with somebody else and mr wilks wasn't playing out so i decide to take lee up on the offer. it was a trip along the motorway nearly in to hull. we was to long net a small spot what lee had permision on but it had rabbits in numbers. we went in my car and on getting close i was told to pull up by the land owners house and they knew we was turning up. i had ferreted here before so i already knew where the net was to be going and off we set. if i remember correctly it was 150yds on net we ran out
  7. hes just done a nice little pickle. maybe he will post pictures of that.
  8. out tonight....

    1. Joe1888
    2. smithie

      smithie

      i hope not to need any, thanks all the same

    3. Mr Wilkes

      Mr Wilkes

      dont worry smithie ..if you need any luck you can always rub me..

  9. I got 2 more worth a peep at in long net section
  10. dont like fishing.. i tried it for a summer and its shit, and heres why i thinks so. i was about 10/11/12 i forget the exact age and it was the big holidays, yep you guessed it, 6 weeks of school and the sun was shinning. i had a cousin who lived on the hill in a little place called sowerby and i had been spending a lot of time there at this point in my life. some c**t had taken him fishing for a day and he decided to share his pearls of wisdom with me. problem was he knew fook all, maybe not even that much. anyhow his old man had spoken to mi mam and said do you think your lad might want do
  11. the recycled battries look like new but can explode. they are usualy cheep, one day my pocket will go bang when im out if its not my torch
  12. Will be a tenner each plus p + p from me unless I see them cheaper then I will drop my price.
  13. Maybe the person who had the idea of the 55 quid finders fee has something to do with the drug companys
  14. smithie

    Last Night

    mr wilks and myself had agreed to meet on some land we dont do often at 10.30pm, i got there early as i always do and was pleased to see that the conditions were in favour of the netter and not the rabbit as it has been on the last few outings. the wind was blowing strong and from the south, cloud covering the moon and both mr wilks and myself were feeling a little confident. so we had a little chat about what drops to do and how we would get in to place and then behind the rabbits to walk the field driving the rabbits to the net. we had 3 possible drops lined up just incase and im glad we did
  15. i like to kid my self all the old tale are true, it dont matter if there not but it makes the story is more intresting
  16. i like christmas but dont want it to start too early as its gets boring waiting for santa i know were nearly there when i hear this in evey shop i go in http://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8
  17. 3 mice were sitting in a bar having a good discussion about who is the bravest and hardest of the 3 1st mouse, while sipping his drink say's, "when i go and steal the cheese out of the mouse trap and it goes off, i bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room" second mouse says "thats f**k all, every morning as soon as i step out of bed i rack my self up a line of rat poison and have a big snort to start the day" 3rd mouse sits quietly and finishes his beer, then gets up and begins to walk out of the pub, the other 2 mice ask where he's going, he said "going home to f**k the cat"
  18. For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference to an organization. Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When another waiter brought our water, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked,
  19. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. At University I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed
  20. tbh I was luck and you can only catch what is in the field when you get their. I since been back and a few times I have seen badger in the fields surrounding were it did the drop. I could easily of had my nets ripped to bits and that would of been my last solo outing I don't net there now
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