a burglar broke into a house. he shined his torch around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said " jesus knows your here"
he nearly jumped out of his skin. clicked the torch off, and froze. when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconect the wires, clear as a bell he heard " jesus is watching you".
startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. finally, in the corner of the room, his torch came to rest on a parrot.
"did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot