my mrs said sing me a song before you go to pub , so i sang to her , your skin is a alaska white , your eyes are like the stars at night , i will be in your arms tonight kiss sweet heart , so she gave me a kiss and said would you sing it to me again when you get home from pub, on my way back from pub was i pissed and i was trying to remember the words to the song, when i got through the door she was waiting with the pan so i said to her i will sing you that song again darling, your skin is a bast,ard white, your eyes are like 2 balls of shite, i will be up your ar,se tonight , sh,it house